Is my proposal normal?

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The other day my girlfriend and I had a fight. She insisted that I no longer loved her. I insisted that I did. She decided that I must prove it to her. And I, being my own worst enemy, argued that there is no point in anyone trying to prove to anyone one else that they love them because it could just mean they want sex that badly. Now believing that I had only been with her for the last six years for her "pussy," she told it was over because I never loved her. So I, tired of this arguement and wanting to prove to her definitively that I love her, proposed that I would gladly eat her shit to prove my unwaivering devotion to her. Having fully meant this, is this normal? And would this prove my love?

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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    girls got problems. don't do anything to appease her insanity.

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  • JUJU<3
    10 years ago

    Awwww. Poor guy. I actually agree with the men for once. I'm a straight to the point non crying type of person and I almost cried reading this hope it gets better if it doesn't gently cut ties. Seriously I haven't cried since I started watching young and the restless. And please don't be you're worst enemy. Let that be the Mr. Diablo himself.

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  • Paradiddle
    11 years ago

    This reminds me of a pic I saw a while back:

    http://teh1337.nfshost.com/post_images/how_can_you.jpg

    I don't think what you said is normal but I can see you saying something like that if you were really desperate. On another note, this girl sounds like she is creating problems out of thin air if she is accusing you of not loving her, especially if she doesn't have valid proof. 6 years is a long time so I'm sure you have feelings but what she is saying now doesn't seem too hopeful for the future in my opinion, not without her realizing that you care without her solid waste getting eaten.

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  • EccentricWeird
    11 years ago

    Love means to let your gf pork a black man's beans and see if she does indeed go back. That's love.

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