Is my life normal?

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I am 26 years old, and my wife is 38. She's black and I'm white. My wife is a feminist and told me that she'd leave me if I had a son. My brother lives with us for convenience, since we live close to the mental asylum he's a psychiatrist at. Unfortunately, I got into a fight a month ago and spent a night in jail. There was this person with Asperger's at a bar who told me I should give him a blowjob since that's all my mouth is good for. IIN?

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35% Normal
Based on 40 votes (14 yes)
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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    ...wtf?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Which one the intercourse?

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      • charli.m
        11 years ago

        Actually, the only weird thing is your wife saying she'd leave if you had a son. That's bullshit.

        The post is mostly a stream of nonsense. Nothing seems related. Whatever. I think you just made shit up.

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        • NothingSpecial
          11 years ago

          The really weird thing is that she married a man and is fine with that, but doesn't want a son. Glad I'm not the only person spotting some logical inconsistencies. Really I don't mind fake troll posts or anything if they're actually funny, but yeah, this was unoriginal and bland. meh.

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        • cantheist
          11 years ago

          Oh come on

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Eh.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    What about if you had smelly farts would she still love you.

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  • NayasBeauty
    11 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAAA Sounds like the everyday life a normal American to me. LMBO THIS IS HILARIOUS! You should definitely see the humor that life is hurling at you with no remorse! What did you say to make mr Asperger's extra cranky?

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  • yesnomaybeso
    11 years ago

    For me, it isn't

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  • kr24
    11 years ago

    The entertainment delivered from this post was mediocre at best.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    What is normal, anyway?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Answer my question, maaaaaaaan.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    I punched the guy at the bar and we fought.

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