Is jessie j a human being?

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From the moment I first saw her, I knew something was out of kilter. I finally worked it out. She's a robot. This explains why she wears her hair that way; it's to conceal the computer wizardry on her skull. It also explains why there is some static electricity every time she smiles and why nobody has ever seen her take a shower or eat a meal.

Human 30
Robot 8
Alien 16
Grasshopper 28
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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    12 years ago

    No. That's what they WANT us to think, man.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Cyborg.

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  • HimynameisLeah
    12 years ago

    Jessie J is a Grasshopper hahahahahaha :'D
    You just made my day :D

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      I secretly think she is one. :D

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Who?

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    • Avant-Garde
      12 years ago

      She's a singer.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        never heard her

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  • chicken471bologna
    12 years ago

    Lame trolling dude

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  • cutegalsly
    7 years ago

    Lol..

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  • gatekeeper007
    7 years ago

    I hope all aliens are like her! The girl is fire!!

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  • Soula_Sou
    8 years ago

    I would say she is just a bitch a female dog. All she does is stand all-fours and get fucked. Like a bitch

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  • Hipster_Syndrome_Immune_Guy
    12 years ago

    hmmm Jessie J?, isnt he the dude that cheated on that bullock chick a while ago?

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  • BurnaBaby27
    12 years ago

    She's strange looking.

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  • Quiblum
    12 years ago

    Who?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Jessie J. It says it right up there in the title.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    She's one of those hot fembots from Austin Powers. Shes part of a a huge government plan to kill prominant figures in the entertainment industry, when she performs at an awards show it is there she shall unleash her wrath THE BULLETS WILL FLY FROM HER TITS.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      I know it'll be a massacre and all, and that's a bad thing, but I kind of want to see her in action now, both guns blazing.

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  • nobleserpent
    12 years ago

    What an odd fellow.

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    • Soula_Sou
      8 years ago

      sure

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