Is it within the realm of normalcy to possess intellectual acumen?

Having reflected on the many years I have spent on this world, I have come to the conclusion that my sagacity is, in many ways, a curse. I am doomed for the duration of my dreary existence to witness the tomfoolery of the myriad different varieties of beings (with their myriad of various defects, intellectual and otherwise) that I share this strange, blue orb with, and their stupidity has long since ceased to amuse me. I am wrestling now at this precise moment with the possibility of contributing my vast sums of philosophical experience to the other members of the species which I happen to lamentably be a part of, but the labyrinthine workings of my mind are beyond the mere scope of any paper or language known to man to be properly conveyed and, even were it a possibility that the appropriate medium existed, I doubt seriously that my fellow human apes would be astute enough to comprehend my works. I do indeed at such moments reflect upon my existence and feel quite alone; I do not know if ever a man has felt quite as isolated as I, being that isolation seems to be the curse (and yet, the nourishment) of intelligence.

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  • green_boogers

    You, my friend, will never come close to being considered for a Nobel Prize. If the workings of your mind were beyond the mere scope of any paper or language known to man to be properly conveyed, you would invent a new medium if you had half a brain. Or, you could disprove the existence of such a medium for a Ph.D. dissertation.

    In the meantime, you are invited to deflate your laughable ego, and attend my MENSA group. We are nice people. Perhaps you would enjoy our company.

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    • Only complete idiots judge intelligence by something as laughable as an "IQ". No, I don't care about your little group. Intellectual capacity in and of itself is by no means interesting and building a little group around it instead of a more interesting subject baffles me.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    sounds like all yall posess is a fuckin thesaurus

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    • Sounds like your mother used the soft-spot on your head for a bongo.

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  • Nolanduz

    You sound pretentious. I don't like you.

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    • Genius is always misunderstood.

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  • Freedom_

    I like it.

    However, if you can't figure out how to share your gifts with the world, you're not as genius as you think.

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  • Short4Words

    The last line was actually quite beautiful

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Nice troll, mate. Nothing legendary but way better than the incestual stuff that's for sure. Here, take a gold star

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    • gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8 i h8 to st8 it's too l8 but at any r8 gr8 is a tr8 of this b8.

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  • Shackleford96

    I think you are trying way too hard to make all of your sentences sound more complicated/complex by using words that you think other people will find difficult/challenging in an effort to make yourself sound smarter than you actually are.

    You aren't that smart. You're definitely snoody though, I'll give you credit for that.

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    • You don't know me, so I fail to see how you can give me an accurate estimate of my intelligence.

      P.S. Careful about posting here, Mr. Gribble.

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  • dynamohumm

    I agree with donteatstuffoffthesidewalk all you have done is read a thesaurus which I am sure that YOU are proud of. Well done!

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    • No thesauri were harmed in the making of this post.

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      • green_boogers

        But was intelligence clearly demonstrated? Or, was it superficial buffoonery by a hapless dilatante?

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        • I believe that your usage of the term 'dilettante' is incorrect in this scenario, as was your assertion that I am a 'hapless' one. Might want to know the meaning of some words before you use them.

          All that has been demonstrated here is that despite the presence of other posts on this site which are almost identical to mine, troll-posts of this nature are still effective at provoking the ire in users who possess a greater sense of insecurity than one would think possible for people of their supposed intellect. Slow-learners on this site or what?

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          • green_boogers

            Finally, you make a statement that has a bit of truth. You do seem to provoke ire for a few of the users. What you are missing is the great sense of glee that most of us have had exposing your below average attempt at faking a pompous intellect. We beat you up, laugh about it, and you come back for more abuse. Hahaha.

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            • 'Abuse' is not the right word. More like entertainment.

              D'oh! You got me! You all spent hours typing out butthurt messages to demonstrate what you apparently already knew from the beginning! I'm such a sucker, caught in web of my own making!!

              What's the matter, MENSA society getting a little too rough for the man who apparently thinks that economics and politics are separate spheres?

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  • Terry...

    My father was a recognized genius. He was a wonderful person loved by many since he never ever looked down on anyone, no matter how intellectual they were or what they did for a living. His intelligence made him realize that you should never speak about people or speak to people the way you do in your post and your comments.
    Another wonderful thing about him was even though he was intellectually superior to most people around him, he never flaunted it or talked about it. He didn't have to and didn't have the desire to.
    You could have learned a thing or two from him.

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  • Unimportant

    The thing about intelligence which worries me most is the randomness of its distribution among humans.

    What are your thoughts on this, Master?

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    • I am not entirely sure what to make of it, honestly. Part of it, I think, is at least due to what passes as 'education' amongst our species. An educational system more structured around something like that posited by John Dewey might be more palatable, in which multiple different forms of learning are used and the students have a more intimate connection with the things they learn, as opposed to what we have currently (in Murka, at least). The current system we are using is one in which a single person has non-democratic control over a group of people who are generally unschooled in the thing which they are being spoken to about, and their ignorance on the subject, compounded by what could be described as a completely non-participatory environment makes for a learning environment in which learning is the among the least of the things taking place. The learning should be somewhat participatory, should involve learning practices which prioritize experience (instead of the current methods, which stymie curiosity by imposing authoritarian, rote-learning paper work on children, thus removing the capacity for the student to make mistakes and learn from them), and should seek to bring the information down to earth and connect it intimately to the child's world (placing all sorts of facts and figures in a book disconnects it from the world of the child; in turn, it loses relevance to the student and facilitates compartmentalization of what they learn).

      I believe that early experiences and habits we develop can wire our brains in certain ways that control the trajectory of our future learning and development. Personality is of great importance in the facilitation of intellectual development, of course; an eager buffoon will learn more than a lazy person with preternatural intellectual abilities. In a way, our persons are not simply shaped by what we are currently, or from that which we have come, but also by the direction in which we are heading.

      Though savants may exist, I generally question the notion that intelligence is primarily a genetic trait or that biology is destiny. It might provide a sort of foundation, but it will take an environment conducive to fostering further growth upon those foundations for the genetic foundations of intellect to be of any real significance.

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