Is it reasonable for a girl to tell her boyfriend the following?

EVERYBODY poops...

She sounds like a cunt.

Don't let her the toilet either, see how she fucking likes it.

bf should proceed to take a dump in her chest =)

So what's he supposed to do then? Go dig a hole in the backyard and do it there?

Where else in the house is better suited to expelling bodily waste, though? Isn't the bathroom the best place? It's got to be better than the kitchen. Or the bedroom. Or the lawn. Or does she want him to sprint back to his own place, do it there, and then sprint back to her?

Id use it anuways and make loud gruntimg noises

I'm usually always in the room WHILE my bf is doing this. We've been dating for 8 months.

In case she thinks crapping is weird, she's the one who should be here asking "Am I normal" :p

But in case it's something else, dude. Don't jack off in other people's toilets. o_o

Oh, it should say "Ew that's gross now that I know what you're going to do in there."

Okay 1) if he's really going for a crap then why the hell shouldn't he be allowed? -facepalm-

2) If he's going to 'pleasure himself'...well, there are different ways to look at this.

If the girl isn't ready for sexual contact or mutual masturbation or anything like that, yet her boyfriend is horny, surely it's better that he relieves himself in her bathroom than tries to do things with her that she's uncomfortable with? As long as he cleans up, that's perfectly acceptable and actually the right thing to do.

If she just doesn't want him doing it where she can't see him or would rather do it for him, just tell him. I know when my girlfriend tells me she wants to...let's say, 'help me out'...I don't want to say no.

So yeah...not normal to deny him use of the bathroom without reason for the points mentioned above.

What a BITCH!

She should have given him a magazine and an aroma candle or some air-freshener to take with him.

Girls hate man dumps. But she still should've let her man take one. Because it was a matter of need.

what if he was going into the bathroom to toss one off/spank his monkey because shes a fundamentalist christian and wont fullfill his needs. She caught him doing it in there once and now knows thats what he goes to do in the bathroom! i think its fair for her to be against that...

This is LOLworthy

Practically anything is Reasonable; It just depends on the fact of how "You" deal with it. Don't get Reactive.

In which case I'd joke about it and pick on him. Whenever my dad uses the bathroom in that way and comes out, my mother always laughs at him, and the both of us make fun of him. My mom laughs and says things like, "EWWWWWW" in an ungodly voice...but it's a joke. And we get kicks out of it.

She does the same with me...

MOM : -applying makeup-
ME : "GET OUT I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM."
MOM : "Do you need to take a shit?"
ME : -giggle, make a weird face-
MOM : "Use daddy's bathroom."

...XD

Let me think about this though. As long as he uses a spray (lysol fights germs, but perfume smells better) that's fine. Oh, and washes his goddamn hands. That should be alright.

But no sex. Probably ask him to take a goddamned shower...w/ or w/out me... ;) and yeah. SECKSECKSECKS.

she probly assumed he was going to beat off, but she sounds very immature!

Doesn't she shit?

This has gotta be fake.. or she's got mental issues.

I'd DUMP her

Shit into bag, wait for her to fall asleep, and then smack her in the face with it so hard that it explodes on her, showering her in a a thick layer of crap.

The girls fucking retarded. Break up with her her pussy ain't worth it. If a mans gotta shit hes gotta shit don't let no bitches tell you what to do.

everybody poooooops, EVERYONE it is a natural and NECESSARY bodily funtions, sometimes the sound or the smell can be a little embarraassing the LAST person you would want to judge you for it or make fun of you for it is the person you love.

get over pooping, GET OVER IT me and my boyfriend laugh about it all the time

He should of dropped his pants an dun it on the floor in her room then !

OMG all these answers are so silly. As a girl, boys may think this but i really couldnt give a shit about pooing (pardon the pun hehe) and tbh i dont think ur girlfriend does either. i believe what she is implying is that you are going to hmm..nicely put "relieve yourself" in her bathroom and im not sure if i would want my boyfriend doing that in my house if i cant watch either. i really dont think she even cares if you take a dump because everyone does sooooo all of you people calling her a bitch. well!

Bitch slap the stupid cow.

Shit on her. Thatll show her who is the boss.

Man you have been with her just for half year take it easy, its totally normal.

Yes, I agree with the 42 people (so far) who have voted no.

Like someone else before me said, people have to use the bathroom. It's a part of life. Definitely not normal and certainly hypocritical.

Jeez stop acting like an 8 year old. (this goes to the girlfriend btw)

^^ Hehee maybe dont say what yr doing in there, not mention what number