Is it really true?

I remember hearing from one of my friends that a male can only ejaculate 5,000 times or so in his lifetime. Sounds like some bullshit, but I'm not sure, anyone can enlighten me?

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Based on 14 votes (4 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy

    I feel the same about electric windows in cars. Don't overuse them! One day it will get stuck up, or down, midway even, and then you'll have to shove a new motor in your ballsack :(

    This phone just autocorrected ballsack to balls acknowledge. It knows.

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    • Ah balls always need acknowledging. Mine once corrected "can't stop blowing my nose" to "can't stop blowing my boss"

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      • dirtybirdy

        Maybe the phone nose that your boss is a snot?

        Oh and I am not one to neglect balls. That's just mean.

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        • Nice one, I needed that.

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  • VinnyB

    Passed that number a long time ago. In fact, during my teen years from the time I was 12, I jacked off 2 to 3 times a day. Figuring an average of 18 times a week, I would guess I hit this number around 17 or 18 years of age. I am well into 5 digits now.

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  • jethro

    So I take it you are like 14 and you are already on 4995 tosses and you are now freaked out. Correct?

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  • VirgilManly

    It's only 3,000 if you shoot big loads.

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  • thegypsysailor

    As one of the old guys with some experience in the field (as well as the bedroom), I'd have to say that if it's true I'd have a great many fewer children on this planet and several interplanetary alien vessels that visited earth over the last half century.

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    Only??? : )))

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  • JD777

    Hahahahahahaha, do they really believe that?

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  • Bluey_neilo

    That would mean that the chronic people would only be able to jack off for 5 years. That doesn't make sense.
    3x365x5= ~5000
    (Times-a-day x days-per-year x years)

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    • Ace09

      That's not entirely true, if u keep masturbating 3 times a day, eventually u'll run outta sperm and blood will replace D:

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  • Lies

    Why don't you try it?

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