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If you (a male) were masturbating thinking you had the place to yourself and your roomie (another guy) comes home unexpectedly and catches you, what would you do?
| 4. Continue as if nothing happened | 8 | |
| 5. Ask if he ever thought of sucking cock before, or ever did? | 4 | |
| 2. cover yourself and apologise | 31 | |
| 1. Run | 3 | |
| 3. Ask him if he wants to join in? | 8 |
Where are you beating your meat? the kitchen?. Why are you in common space?. Go to your room like a normal person.
It would probably go along the lines of:
Me: *Jackin' it*
Him: *Walks in*
Me: 0_0
Him: 0_0
Me: Sup?
Him: Not much. You?
Me: Same, same. Get me my cheese wiz, boy?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Cool, cool.
We'd stand there for a moment until he closes the door. Then I can get back to my bizzyness.
Ist of all, I would not have a 'roomie' that did not think like I do. I would imagine that if he caught me jerking off, he would immediatly rush to me and suck me off, just to swallow my cum. That is what a good 'roomie' is for, right?
I would probably run. Then, I would erase that dude from my life, completely.
I'm a girl, but if I were a dude, I'd ask him if he'd like to join and create my own little yaoi scene. lol
If he sees you first, the proper thing to do is he should leave quickly.
I never had a room mate but I think I would keep doing it. Anyway he was a guy to therefore understands.
I wonder what very young prisoners in jail do arrested in small twin cells for years and years.
I personally if I were really horny would ask if he ever thought of sucking cock or ever did? Then if he wanted to. If I'm horny I think of sucking one.