Is it normal wizard?

Is it normal that my dad is a warlock? He say it's a family secret. He can cast spells an when I'm bad or get a bad grade in school, he casts a spell on me and won't lift it until I show him I'm truly sorry or have learned my lesson. He says that when I turn 18, right before I go to college, he'll teach me his secrets so I can become a warlock too. Is this normal?

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16% Normal
Based on 141 votes (23 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • AlexandraRuth

    Dude your dad is a fucking looney

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  • howaminotmyself

    Sounds like his magic is working.

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  • I'm just following MashedPotato360.

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  • fake

    or ur dad is fuckn highh
    can i hav soome?!?!

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  • billybobthorten

    Wizard? What in the bloody hell

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  • Ur a freaking lonatic to believe that

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  • alligator3

    god you're an idiot

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  • sportsmom

    Go to church.

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  • And u believe it?! Ahahahahahahahaha dumbshiz

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  • sherry

    Avoid your dad as possible. He sounds like a whack job. I suspect drugs.

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  • Sounds kinda crazy. But sometime you need to to test it like don't say sorry

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  • (gasp) wizards of waverly place syndrome just as i expected or your just on crystal meth and your brain cells are slowly dying of increased level of stupidity

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  • Shrunk

    lol what spells does he use

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  • LetsLeadNotFollow

    Maybe it's your dads way of keeping you in line and making sure that you achieve what he wants you to achieve.
    So your dad knows it's not true, but makes you believe it is.

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  • Mastersash

    harry potter?

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  • deepthought33

    Come back to us when you're 18.

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  • confused80

    Lol sounds like he mayb on sum shit .......

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  • ukegirl555

    It's not normal, but it's not unheard of.
    Some parents like to start new traditions, like "santa" and the "easter bunny". my mom used to tell me she could see the future, and if I didn't do what she said I'd get hit by a bus or something.
    Obviously she stopped doing this about the same time she told me santa was fake, but some people like to hold on to their childhood.
    I suggest playing along, maybe say you met a witch at school and she told you all of her secrets, then pretend to cast a spell on him. Play with him. See what he does.

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  • Pringles

    Mate its not normal but its your choice if you want to believe it or not. What ever you think is right for you.

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  • Mel

    Lmfao! Sounds like you are VERY gullable. Or if your Dad really does think he is a warlock..hes crazy. Watch out, mental illness is genetic!!! LOL

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  • zxy

    Well a dad saying that kind of stuff is a little unusual but you believing it is really crazy

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  • chocolatenugget

    what age are you? i hope your like five

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  • hiddenhands

    Im also a wizard myself dont worry ignore those rude people.

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  • Dr.Thorn

    TELL him to stop playing SKYRIM

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  • fancyj

    Really?

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