Is it normal unto be inspired by the past?

I took up New Traditionalism, that is, traditionalism without religions (or God), I hath olde-fashion'd values in everything, I am even an evolutionary purist, and a purist in 10 musical styles and wine, and a traditionalist in the rest, including the other musical styles. The past is an inspiration for me, even the subtle traditionalism in Puritanism and The True And Living Church Of Jesus Christ Of Saints Of The Last Days. Because of past events including Elvis, an olde school radio, and soap, 'tis an inspiration, 'tis fascinating. I will even wear Puritan clothing (even at work, which is what 'tis suited for) for my olde-fashioned values. The Amish art traditionalists but they cannot hath any moderne technologie, and, although Puritan and Amish hath similarities, I can use moderne technologie. But that doth not meaneth that I can hath fon, 'tis as anti-fon as the Amish. Is this normal?

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  • LionsMane

    I couldn't understand most of that but I understand some of the basic principles. America sucks, keep doing what makes you feel whole.

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  • jethro

    Where did you plagiarize that passage from? Who uses "olde" anymore. Not even in Olde England do they use the word "olde" or "hath".

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  • RoseIsabella

    I've always been a fan of the tradition of getting enough fiber in one's diet so that healthy bowel movements may ensue. Unfortunately, this has been rather a late development on my part. Ideally one must always eat plenty of fruits and vegetables so as to prevent hemmorhoids.

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  • “What are you doing?”
    “Filling up my horse and carriage with gas, we take the old and blend it with new you know.”
    “...”
    “New traditionalism?”
    “...”
    “......”
    “Fuck, well if you want to whatever.”

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    • Hansberger

      New Traditionalism is not newe, but a secular traditionalism, it is about olde-fashion'd values, not mixing the olde with the newe.

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      • Isnt english a mutt language though?
        And I mean, old fashioned values while using a blog site to discuss wether or not something is normal does qualify as mixing.

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  • Tis bullshite.

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    • Hansberger

      What is bullshite about it? I wast ne'er comfortable with newe things, or even newe things on the internet. I respect tradition. I never wist of Newe Traditionalism until it hast been printed for me on the internet, until then my traditionalism wast guessworke. I hath olde-fashion'd values, for the same reason that Andie Kaufman wast a purist.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    so yall sits round talkin like a renisance fair drankin wine listenin to elvis music?

    what is fon? is that dessert? like flan?

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    • Hansberger

      It is an archaic word for 'fun', I only use early English in writing, when I talk, it is not early English, but a break from the colonial past. I woulde listen to Elvis and drink wine, but New Traditionalism is me dressed olde, listening to olde music, and, due to the tradition in Puritanism, I probably cannot watch TV, but documentaries art fine.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        so no olde musick but how bout new

        hows yalls ways square with kendricks musicks?

        yall dont seem like a very excitin person to be round

        yall needs a big ole pilgrim hat with a buckle on it

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        • Hansberger

          I do not listen to newe music, I listen to olde music.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            so like people beatin rocks together and twangin on sticks?

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