Is it normal to yell at plants.

Look i'm going to be honest here, I hate plants. I find the useless and stupid. If they really want to be on my good side they can grow bacon, but until then I will hate them until the end of time. I found myself holding back as much as I could from yelling at a freeloading azalea bush the other day, but since I had my kids with me I held back.

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Based on 35 votes (12 yes)
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  • Thorolf

    You realize without plants, we would run out of oxygen correct? And everything you eat would die out. So suffocation and/or starvation would be the result of plants not being around.

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  • Fall_leaves

    I'm imagining you mowing your yard and yelling out obscenities to the grass, while your neighbors, bob and Sheryl watch through their blinds.

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  • LittleMissSociopath

    1. This made me laugh 2. i read it as "is it normal to yell at pants" first off. The mental image was amazing. You clearly are too.

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  • JustAHuman

    The 1982 momvie "Arthur."

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  • Claw

    Not normal. Either way, it's funny as hell when people blare at plants like damn drill Sargents!

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  • mysistersshadow

    Plants are pretty important to ppl surviving.

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  • JustAHuman

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fCljeS65kQ

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    • what is this from?, tell me or i'll die.

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  • kasaikitsune12

    totally agree on this one,because I hate plants,hate vegetables!

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  • Azaman

    Hahahaha plants have feelings too!

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    • MrMuck

      So do nazis.

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      • Azaman

        Lol, plants don't usually try to commit genocide, unless you're watching 'The Happening'

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