Is it normal to worry after masturbate

After Masturbation, I flush away my sperms. I was worry that it will be eaten by cockroach down the drain or my DNA will be mixed up with those filthy living thing in the sewer...

Then it will hatch a weird baby and craw to my house looking for its dad which is me....

Its worrying me... when i heard a noise in the middle of the night... i scared that was my cockroach-human looking son is coming for me...

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  • Fall_leaves

    Because this really could happen, guard your semen.

    That's eighteen years of cockroach-child support that you don't wanna pay.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa

    Haha, how did this get through??

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  • TwoThumbs

    #LRonHubbardReborn

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