Is it normal to wonder what human flesh tastes like?

Like, really wonder. All day. (I'm ill, so I get a lot of time to think. Not mentally, probably, I have a cold.)
Of course, I won't go out and poach someone. I think humans are out of season.

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  • thebuddah

    No zombie flesh tastes like horse meat

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    • zelskid

      Dig up a fresh grave

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  • thatcake

    I wonder what human MEAT tastes like, but i guess i'll wonder forever, because the only legal way to taste it would be to cut a hunk of meat out of myself and cook it.

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  • maya617

    Wtf!??!

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  • myweirdself16

    im hoping it tastes like pork or beef :P

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  • I'll admit I sliced a strip of my flesh and deep fried it...
    It taste like fritos corn chips

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  • Legion

    I would like some, with some nice Fava beans, and an ice cold Fresca! (Lips smacking)

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  • Legion

    Chicken!

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  • DannyKanes

    ^ Hahahha :-D I don't know, I'm just quoting what the book said :-)

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  • georgienne

    Women taste like VERY mature veal? We call this beef where I'm from. :p

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  • mut8ed1

    Zombie flesh tastes like rotting flesh.

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  • purplemonkeys

    Only if you are a zombie....

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    • PoisonFlowers

      I wonder what zombie flesh tastes like =D

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  • PoisonFlowers

    Haha I like how you described it as poaching.
    It's like pork. Hence the term "long pork."

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  • DannyKanes

    I read a book, which was written by a cannibal, and according to him it tasted like very mature veal. But upon saying that, he was eating a woman. So maybe we have different tastes?

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  • soccernerd12

    For the record...I do not plan on ever eating human meat...on purpose anyway - sometimes I wonder if Sweeney Todd is working at Mickey D's - but you never know what you'll do when ur rugby team crashes in the Andes.

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  • Remind me not to be cast adrift in a lifeboat with any of you tossers that have actually considered tasting it!

    "Kuru" is a noteworthy consideration for the amoral and immoral alike.

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  • soccernerd12

    My bio teacher in high school told us pork. It makes sense because we have similar body types and diets...not kidding.

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  • Sh33pzilla

    Though this does not appeal to me it apparently appeals to more than a few others. http://www.damninteresting.com/the-great-taste-of-human-flesh-without-the-guilt

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  • dappled

    Like pork, apparently.

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  • georgienne

    Somewhere I read about this, I can't remember where or what they compared it too though..

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  • I have thought this alot. I havent got any urge to taste it but I keep wondering if it would be a better tasting meat.

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