Is it normal to wish i could be a girl so i could fuck myself?

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I'm the starter on my basketball team, the captain of my football team and I get first pick of all the cheerleaders at my school. I fuck bitches so good that I wish I was one of them because they cannot pleasure me in the ways I do them.

When I eat the pussy I make the girl have orgasm after orgasm all night long.

In return what do I get?

Some soggy balls and a shitty blow job after the lazy slut gets tired of slobbing on my magnificent cock.

My friends are lucky I even let them into my life, never mind some stupid twat who can't even swallow a wad.

Is it normal that I wish I was a girl so that I could fuck my male self?

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Based on 14 votes (5 yes)
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  • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare
    11 years ago

    I wonder if your pickup truck is as big as your massive ego.

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    • IrishPotato
      11 years ago

      You know what they say.
      Big cars, little...

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Just from your writing style I can tell...

    ...you're an asshole.

    The mods really slipped up letting this through.

    Anyway, I'd say it's normal. I'd fuck myself too if that were possible.

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  • Thatguy777
    11 years ago

    You could start by not continuing to think you're the shit.

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  • Littlebadgirl
    11 years ago

    How can you be so sure you are so good? Maybe girls just fake it to avoid hurting your big ego.

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  • JUJU<3
    10 years ago

    I agree with littlebadgirl. You should stop being such ann ass and be more grateful for what the hell you get. Cause with that attitude, I wouldn't give shit to you.

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    • Imsupernormal
      10 years ago

      Its a troll!!!!!!!

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    What the fuck is this shit

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Fake

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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