Is it normal to wipe your butt from the front?

I wipe my butt from the front (I hold my junk out of the way with my other hand). I heard most people reach their hand around behind, but I don't feel like it gets clean that way. Am I weird?

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  • cecala

    I do it from the back...just wipe till its white and you are fine...

    Also get wipes instead of toilet paper it works so much better

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    • YOURaFREAK

      LOL just wipe till its white?? what if your black haha wipe yourself to death haha

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      • Crystalaura

        The toilet paper, buddy. I've never seen black toilet paper myself ;)

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        • NocturnePonyFan

          Search "Renova Black Toilet Paper" on Amazon.

          It exists. And I actually may buy some...it looks quite interesting.

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  • ding0

    ^^I have. My emo buddy was stationed in Iraq, so we vacuum packed him a bunch of rolls of black TP.
    Dont wipe from the front - it might fall off.

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  • bushwacker52394

    I will say this is normal if your mother potty trained you. because women have to wipe their clit and the butt at the same time they usually wipe from the front, and what i think you are doing is mimicing your mother

    (sorry for the miss-spellings)

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    • kelseyt

      Dude...sorry to break it to you, but nobody wipes their clit.

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  • cucurbita

    That is not normal at all. Shame on you. Plus, you get more strength on the pull then on the push, ask anyone who uses a dovetail saw or a japanese saw. You need to learn to wipe from back to front, or you will never be a productive member of society. I assume that this is how crack cocaine addictions start.

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  • Shelly

    Lol, there's no rule about how to do it, the only issue i can think of is that girls who wipe from the front increase their risk of getting urinary tract infections from e. coli bacteria that occurs naturally in the colon. However as you're a guy (i gather) and UTI's are very uncommon in men you have nothing to worry about.
    Go nuts.

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  • Blood$Money

    i wipe from front to back is this wrong or something...?
    I ddint get the memo

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  • Shrunk

    lol@ the comments

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  • SpontaneousSteve

    This is soo hilarious.. This has to be a fake.. Good one..

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  • friendofgod

    LOL NICE COMMENT^^ anyways thats abit odd wiping it from the front

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  • boykine3

    I think it's normal to wipe from the back for sanitary reasons, specifically for girls. Don't want to get crap in places it doesn't belong, which could cause an infection.

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  • harachi

    Whatever works for you. Can't say that I do it myself. As long as you're doing a decent job of cleaning yourself I don't think it matters, not like those filthy freaks that wipe themselves standing up.

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