Is it normal to wipe standing?

I have only recently found out that all my friends wipe sitting down. I have always wiped standing. I just never thought about the alternative. Is it normal to wipe standing? Or should i change my ways?

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Based on 120 votes (89 yes)
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Comments ( 14 )
  • myboyfriendsbitch

    I wipe standing. It feels more sanitary.

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  • davesumba

    Lets think about this and decide which is more normal. Your friends are putting their hands into a toilet bowl with all kinds of filth in it to wipe their ass. You are standing up away from all the nonsense to wipe. I think your way makes a little more sense than theirs.

    I thought everyone wiped standing up, because I've tried wiping sitting down, and it's just so impractical and awkward.

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  • feverish

    Stander. I think sitting down is impractical and makes no sense....for me......I don't give a sh....what you do.

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  • LemonCheese123

    Personally, I don't wipe standing up, but honestly, whichever way you feel is better and more comfortable for you, then do it.

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  • GuessWho

    I wipe standing too, along with what appears to be 89% of the voters here so far.
    It's much easier.
    The sitters should change their ways.

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  • Isabella80s

    I stand too. Why wouldn't you?! Maybe sitters (let's say) find it awkward even though it's just them on their own (you'd think). Maybe they're trying to make it a more dignified experience! : /

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  • Terence_the_viking

    yep i stand and wipe.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Yes it's normal. How else can you see the paper to check when you're done if you have your hands between your legs in the toilet bowl? When standing you can approach your arse from behind and look at the paper more easily.

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  • Purplepassion2

    I thought I was the only one who did this. I wipe standing too.

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  • dom180

    That depends what I'm wiping.

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  • rondoporgon

    The only reason the vote is so high is because standers are insecure about their wiping methods, so they flocked to the question the instant they saw it.

    When you stand, your cheeks clamp together easier, making it harder to thoroughly wipe. When you sit, the cheeks will naturally be able to hold themselves open, allowing for a more thorough wipe.

    So, dirty standers.

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    • feverish

      Incorrect. Standers bend over a little to make some room in between. Try getting your facts straight before you speak. Thanks.....case......friggin.....closed.

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      • peterr

        Shit-licker! You are a shit licking retread.

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    • LemonCheese123

      Ever heard of being able to actually wipe BETWEEN you arse cheeks whether they clench together or not? Y'know, they may not stay open naturally, but there is a thing called making them.

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