Is it normal to weigh yourself before and after you poop?

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I wake up in the morning, brew a pot of coffee, drink a cup or two until I feel the need to poop. When I walk into the bathroom, I dress down to my undies, step on the scale and make a mental note of my "starting weight." Then I poop. When I feel sufficiently evacuated, I wipe, flush, pull up my boxers, wash and dry my hands, then step back on the scale to determine how much my poop weighed. IIN?

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago

    And how much does your poop usually weigh? What is your record?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Disappointingly negligible. If I poop a pound or more, it's a good day. I beached one after a kimchi binge and thought I'd hit 2 lbs, but no such luck.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I can easily drop five pounds after a power dump

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    Wait, you fucking wash AND DRY YOUR HANDS?!?

    That is NOT normal! You're messed up in the head man!!!!

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  • pinkbluelove
    10 years ago

    I'm sure this is a wind up because you can't weight your poo like this. Your standard bathroom scales are accurate to a pound or so. That's a pound uncertainty in your before weight, another pound uncertainty in your after weight. The errors in your measurements are more than the weight of the poo.

    IIN to make up stupid shit like this for IIN? NO - you're a depraved attention-seeking little shit

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Seriously? It's not normal to ask asinine questions here? Have you ever visited this site before? Your mother's a whore. Eat shit.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Haha, I've done that too! :D

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  • braintrip
    10 years ago

    i shit ON the scale and see how much my shit weights. intresting results.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Does it register at all? If an older scale does the needle move any?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Haha i have heard of people doing this but i wouldn't do it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    There are no scales in my casa. If there were any I'd probably be constantly obsessing about my weight.

    I suppose it's normal. But if your digestive system is working like it should, is there really any need to worry about how much your waste weighs and how much or how little it effects your true body weight?

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      are you portly AG?

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Actually, I think I'm underweight.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      In my case it's more of a curiosity than an obsession. Plus we have kids. Also useful when packing for plane trips to ensure your luggage doesn't exceed limits.

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Never done that, don't even own scales.

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  • KaffeInjection
    10 years ago

    Are you fat?

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