Is it normal to want to talk naked to a female cop?

Is it normal to be homosexual and want to be caught naked in public by an attractive female police officer, taken to jail, waive all rights to an attorney, and be aggressively interrogated naked by female police officers so the act of being naked would force me to be open, submissive, and help give me the courage to ask for her help?

What if your only problem wasn't a threat to anyone but yourself only and it was that anytime you were naked, being naked made you uncontrollably submissive to the point that you would put yourself in dangerous situation with men you didn't even know and would go down on them until they orgasmed in your mouth? For that uncontrollable sexual addition towards men only, brought on by being raped and abused by men, would you vote yes to have both my penis and my testicles surgically removed for my own safety?