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I know people like to stick things up their rears for sexual gratification, but lately I have the urge to stick food up there. Is this dangerous? Specifically I want to use a mcdonalds cheeseburger.
bum gets bored and needs some fun
so fill it with a meated bun
but manly bums are brave not silly
theyd rather have a huge red chilli
while dappled's smarts show in his ditty
mine gets mean and thats a pity
Dappled and Devilla are clever and funny,
But the thought of McDonalds hurts my tummy,
But surely this post must be a farce,
As why would the OP want to shove cheeseburgers up his arse.
Let's drop the pretence
This actually make sense
Although it won't fit
Their burgers are shit
The moral of the tome?
It just wants to get home
Op's roomate here. was wondering about that mashed up ball of mcdonalds in the fridge. was hungry..... next time, ya know could you get a sticky note and write (fucked it..) or something.thanks man,
Like, butter sticks? I can see this being the safest bet as it would lubricate your bowels and possibly make it easy for you to go, that is if you are having problems.... If not, you might not want to have diarrhea. I think that if you are going to do this that you need to be extremely cautious. If the produce is raw try to amke sure that you get organic crops. Wash the crops throughly with hot water and soap. Carve wedges into produce because due to the anus' muscles, it can suck up objects and these objects can become dislodged. If it ever comes to this you would have to go to a doctor for removal and you'd most likely have to be asked about what happened.
What you should put up there is a 5 dollar footling if you know what I mean. In my experience they're and feel awesome;D
Sounds to me like you need counseling. Everyone is making jokes, but seriously...consider seeking help.
poetry is gay, dont listen to them, stick it in your butt and record it so our descendants will know what we did with all our free time and expendable income. you'll be like the first man in space, only with a MacDonalds hamburger in your butt instead of years of intense physical and technological training and going into space. put a little flag on it so your butt knows you own it
As anal pleasure goes, putting things up the rear eg dildos I would say yes but food which could be eaten. I would understand a cucumber or possibly a banana and yes maccas is quite appalling but food should be appreciated not fucked
Can you really streth your anus that big for the burger to fit in probably?
Watch 1 man, 1 jar. I think you'll stop thinking about putting things up your anus.
When I was like 6 I had the sudden urge to put eye shadow on my clit. So I did. Now that I think back on it, I have no idea why I did that. All I think is EW.
A lot of people have WAM fetishes on here, it seems. Nothing wrong with that, but sticking things up the butt is a little extreme.