Is it normal to want to "steal" someome's first kiss?

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We all remember before we had our first kiss, the wondering, the fantasies, the fear that we would mess it up. Well I recently discovered that quite a lot of the 17 year olds in my college are yet to have their first kiss and are still in this stage, upon realising this I suddenly had an urge to steal their first kisses from them. As in randomly grab their arm at their locker, turn them round, kiss them on the lips for a second then break off and say, "Ha! That was your first kiss, there were no feelings, it wasn't magical and all that time you spent dreaming about it was for nothing." Then just walk away and leave them in a state of shock. Does anyone else get these feelings? Was your first kiss "stolen"? Am I normal for wanting to do this?

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  • Abend_zersetzen_mich
    10 years ago | pl

    You are going to get beat up by someone. lol

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago | pl

    And that's how rapists are born...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      How is kissing someone rape?

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      • iEatZombies_
        10 years ago

        It's sexual harassment. Which is usually the first step in a rapist's journey.

        Not that you're a rapist. Which he wasn't calling you.

        But if you actually act out these thoughts, you're a jerk and I hope someone presses charges.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        He's making a joke that you will steal kisses and that this will escalate to you eventually sodomising some bitches.

        Hey oooo

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    but what if it was magical? what then the jokes on you right?

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  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago

    Even though this is funny, cute, and assertive, I think you might traumatize some women along the way.

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    • StarTeddy
      10 years ago

      Depending on who the OP is, it could traumatize some men as well.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        I'm not sexist, I am willing to traumatise both sexes equally.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    10 years ago

    Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars. Collecting your jar of hearts and tearing love apart.

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  • mixwell
    10 years ago

    Do it and get arrested, go to jailan then you can have your first dick in your ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Could I steal his first gay kiss first?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    You won't be thinking this crap is funny once you get a fist shoved deep in your ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Kinky.

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  • kissen
    10 years ago

    i feel the same way !

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  • StarTeddy
    10 years ago

    It's normal to feel that way, but it's cruel to actually do it. If it had happened to me, I would have been heartbroken. In fact it almost happened when I was younger, but thankfully I avoided it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I don't know if that is normal, but some reason I do find it funny that you would do that and then tell them that it meant nothing. People put way too much emotional attachment into their fantasies and I do think its good to show them that it's all meaningless.

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    • StarTeddy
      10 years ago

      By that logic raping someone is a good way to show them that valuing their first time is meaningless.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        I never said that. You are exaggerating my statement by putting words in my mouth. There is a big difference between giving someone a reality check and raping someone.

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        • StarTeddy
          10 years ago

          I didn't say it's what you said, I'm saying it's the same logic. It's called a "reductio ad absurdum". If by using the same argument I can construct an obviously incorrect scenario, then the logic itself is flawed.

          It may not seem like a big deal to you, but kissing someone against their will is still a form of sexual harassment, and your intentions are malicious. It's just on a smaller scale than say, rape.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I like the way you think, maybe we should roam the streets together, stealing the first kisses of our unsuspecting victims. Mwah ha ha

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  • ccjigsaw
    10 years ago

    I read the title and my female mind instantly went to romance. Wouldn't that be so rommanntiiccc! But then I read the story and it turned kind of rapey.

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  • SplinterWingz
    10 years ago

    Mine was stolen when I was 10. I never had any fantasies or dreams and I couldn't care less about it but i did feel used and wrong.
    You should do it. *Shrugs* Screw their emotions, break their pathetic dreams. Reality will only bitch slap them eventually anyway.

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    I laughed, reading this.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    That's very dicky of you. The more I think of it, I guess it could be considered sexual harassment.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    If a girl had done that to me I would've been flattered. I never thought it was magical. I just wanted to be on the other side of the fence lol.

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  • ObsessedWithReedus
    10 years ago

    If someone ever did this to me I would beat the shit out of them....

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    If you do it you'll get kicked out of college, arrested, and possibly sued. It's not a good idea.

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy
    10 years ago

    The first kiss thief

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      Kissing Bandit.

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  • biaj
    10 years ago

    If you are a man: you are one sick twisted guy and when u do this to a girl she will have a broken heart and that will b another hoe in the world making unwanted unloved hoe babies, just caus your first kiss was fucked up because it was ur sister doesnt mean u should want to fuck up somebody elses

    if you are a woman: you are a horrible person for wanting to do that, stop being mad ur first kiss was by a dog in a liquor store, also i hope u get raped by a plunger in prison when u get charged for sexual harrassment/assault.

    Both: also you are probably a rapist O.o see a doctor...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Since when was kissing somebody rape?

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      • biaj
        10 years ago

        its could b rape if ur a master kisser. if your the best at kissing the other person will open their eyes and be naked.

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        Doesn't matter, seems this person is suggesting you can visit the doctor and get some antibiotics or something, and that rapist problem will clear up in no time :)

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