Is it normal to want to put superglue in lube?

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My friend's girlfriend is staying with us at the moment and they were having sex all last night. It really annoyed me because I couldn't sleep properly, so here's what I did. When they were out at the movies, I got their lube and emptied it all into the sink, then filled up the bottle with superglue. The superglue looks exactly the same as the lube does and has the same sort of consistency too, so they will hopefully fall for it.

Is this a cool prank or am I going to be in a load of shit?

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Based on 34 votes (8 yes)
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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    You are full of crap. Super glue does not resemble lube, And moisture is the activator in superglue. It would have set up in the lube container shortly after you put it in there.

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    This is definitely not a cool prank. This is going to cause injury to both of them if they don't realize what you did in time. They can press charges against you for this. It's not harmless.
    Take the bottle and throw it away before they use it. If you can't get to the bottle, you'll have to fess up to what you did, go out and buy them lube, and apologize. Don't expect them to be nice about it, either.
    I know it doesn't sound fun to tell on yourself, but it's a lot better than what's likely going to happen if you don't. I can't express that enough.

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    Take some super glue and spray it in your hand whilst you are masturbating, see how nice it is!

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    Don't, you'll get your friend into a very...sticky situation :)

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  • Terence_the_viking
    8 years ago

    ASSHOLE.

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  • MrSexyJesus.
    8 years ago

    You won't be he will

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Maybe try it on yourself before you let others try

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    did he fuck her good? is she hot? how big is your friends dick? did you jerk off to it?

    tell the truth i know if your lying

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