Is it normal to want to key your boss' car

crazy thoughts, you must really dislike him, dont do it its only hurting you really its a low act

It is normal to WANT it. It is not normal to DO it

My old gf drove me to a parking garage. She pulled over into a spot, and got out, acting like she wanted to screw.

She climbed on the hood of the car next to us, a Jag, and said it was her ex bosses car. (he fired her becuase she wouldn't blow him basically, long story) We had just come from a fancy resturant, and were dressed up pretty nice. she had heels on and was digging them into the hood scratching it, as she was sitting on it. She said she wanted me to F her on it.

I remember in the middle of the sex, thinking, there I am on the hood of some fairly new Jag, scratching and denting the hell out of it, thinkng at that moment that was the craziest thing I had done in my entire life.

I told my gf I was about to cum, and she jumped up, and told me to cum on the hood. I did, and came on the spot where there was a dent from her ass.

As I was about done, she walked up on the roof, denting that in, and then the alarm went off. We took off, and I didn't even have time to put my pants back on. I jsut drove off like that.

Okay devilla is right about it being low..
But since its immaturity you think about I have a great one for ya..
Just eat a five layer burrito, stand on the hood, bend your knees and drop your drawers... Lay a big ol Cleveland steamer on that puppy.
It won't do damage, its just really gross and pretty high schoolish.
(It's sad that was the first thing that popped into my head) :/

don't take it out on the poor car.

Don't be a hater.

Yes it's normal to think about it, but not normal to do it. If you got caught you'd land yourself in a lot of trouble. Besides, I don't think you're the sort of person who needs to act out hate. You're not, are you?