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I often feel the urge to hire an investigator to investigate myself so that I can know what the worst possible thing is that someone can have on me, even though I can't think of anything bad I might have done consciously?
But you would be aware that you were being investigated though. Optimally, you should pay somebody else to pay somebody to investigate you. That way, you are moderately clueless about who it is. Even better would be to not give them any time frame for when to implement the investigation. That way you have plenty of time to let your guard down again before they get the dirt on you.
I agree with Shackleford pay somebody, if anything your friends are like investigators, assuming you and your friends are close. They have dirt on you that might be embarrassing.
How do you not know our own fucking secrets? That is like saying you have no idea if you have toes. Are you fucking serious? Its impossible not to know your own secrets. I know you must be trolling.
Excuse me, but you dare accuse me of trolling, when I have a real and serious problem?
OF COURSE I know my own secrets! There is such a thing as identity theft too, you know. I don't know what other people "planted" to maybe get me into trouble. My ID and license has been lost/stolen a few times.
THank you SO MUCH for your rude and completely unnecessary comment.