Is it normal to want to hear your girlfriend fart

We've been dating for 4 years now but I've never heard her fart aha. I dunno if I have a fetish but I just want her to fart. How weird am I?

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58% Normal
Based on 164 votes (95 yes)
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  • Goomats

    I keep seeing similar posts about men wanting women to fart. As a woman, I don't get it. Farts smell bad. I had an ex who nagged me to fart, but I couldn't really fart on command. It must be a guy thing because I have never met a woman who wanted her boyfriend to far.t

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      Maybe it reassures us that you women are human too. There's a school of thought according to which women never poop. Seeing that you actually do gets you off the pedestal and makes you seem more accessible.

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    • Ryan556

      We want to know you comftorbal around us you act like its this big deal oh you farted gross let's run away no it's lol and it's over and were guys we're walking dumpsters we learn to not be effected by that shit an art I am yet to master

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  • Terence_the_viking

    i squeeze belly for fart but poo camed out

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  • She just wants a marriage commitment from you first before she does so.

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  • TheOrphan

    I voted normal by accident. but then again i have no idea how many ppl are in to this sorta thing.

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  • shuffles101

    some people will pay good money to have a girl fart in their face or shit on them

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU

    I actually want to see my girlfriend lay a hershey squirt(aka wet fart)

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  • Terence_the_viking

    don't want to smell them

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  • Ryan556

    I dont want her to fart I just want to know she fells comftorbal around me dumb arse

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  • BluntsRolled

    I wanna hear your girlfriend fart too. I wanna hear her make a bunch of other noises as well, but that's a story for another post.

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  • dom180

    I can understand this. It's not like I'd want a girlfriend who farted constantly, literally non-stop, but it would be good to know she was secure enough to fart in my company.

    I think it's strange that some girls even have issues with farting around boyfriends. It's not like most of us even care about farts, we all know you girls do them :P When our guy friends fart we usually laugh and think it's hilarious, we don't judge them for having excess gas in their bodies. It's not like I'm attracted to farts, but it isn't repulsive. More like, "You farted. So what? No big deal".

    Frankly, if a guy thinks you're gross because you fart he's a genuine idiot. OP, it's normal, because it's normal to not be an idiot :P

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  • 1232123212321

    xDur so epic i can never fart around my boyfriend

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