Is it normal to want to hear a riddle?

All around but cannot be seen, can be caught but can't be held, loud but no voice to hear, what am I? Please donate a riddle to a good cause. me. Thanks.

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  • Redcoats

    I like this one too:

    What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

    *Note. I asked a girl this once, and she said it sounded like her ex-boyfriend*

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    • malkiot

      My mind is moved by this mammoth maze for the mind. :)

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    • TerryVie

      in order not to spoil it for the others, i'll just say it only came once in this whole sentence, too.

      In this one, it came much more often.

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    • iin2want2know

      The letter m
      Am I right?

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  • mikafor

    What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

    What gets wetter as it dries?

    What is the flightspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    • I give up

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      • mikafor

        1: A hole

        2: a towel

        3:"African, or european?"

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  • anti-hero

    What is green, slimey and smells like bacon?

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    • Anime7

      A dead baby left in a corner?

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      • TerryVie

        You mean a dead baby in the corner with the radiator after the first cold night... :D

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        • Anime7

          That would be two weeks later. Haha.

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      • anti-hero

        No, Kermit the frog's finger.

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    • malkiot

      Bacon that's been doused in water and left in a 35°C, humid environment.

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      • anti-hero

        No, Kermit the frog's finger.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    Ooh ooh ooh pick me!

    I'll give you a few. :D

    This thing all things devours
    Birds, beasts, trees and flowers
    Gnaws Iron
    Bites steel
    grinds hard stone to meal
    Slays king
    Ruins town
    And beats high mountain down

    Black within and red without.
    In four corners, roundabout.

    Alive without breath
    As cold as death
    Ever thirsty, never drinking
    All in mail and never clinking

    In marble halls as white as milk
    Lined with skin as soft as silk
    In a fountain crystal clear
    A golden apple does appear
    No doors are there to this stronghold
    Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

    All one color but not one size.
    Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies.
    Present in sun but not in rain.
    Doing no harm and feeling no pain.

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    • TerryVie

      Time I'm pretty certain about.
      I believe I also worked out shadow.
      And to one of them, I can only guess: egg? The fountain crystal clear kind of throws me off.
      The others I have no idea about...

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      • shade_ilmaendu

        Well you got the ones you got right. :D

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    • Please give the answers :)

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      • shade_ilmaendu

        :P I can do that, haha.

        1. Time

        2. A chimney

        3. A fish

        4. An egg

        5. Your shadow.

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        • thanks they were lovely

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  • NotFloydzie

    I'm just going to sit here and read them until you guys answer them. Heheh.

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    • Redcoats

      Likes this (:

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  • dappled

    I've made one up just for you (so it can't be Googled). Two gold stars for anyone who gets the specific answer. One star for being generally right.

    What has legs but cannot walk, eyes but cannot see, teeth but cannot bite, ears but cannot hear, and a tail?

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    • shade_ilmaendu

      A dead animal? O.O

      I have no idea, this is a very good riddle. XD

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      • dappled

        You're also very much on the right track. What dead animal might I be and why would a dead animal of that type be in someone's home?

        The English did a lot of hunting in India once. ;)

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        • shade_ilmaendu

          Nooo.... *ressecitates kitteh*

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          • dappled

            You got it. It was a beautiful tiger shot in the wild by a bad English man and then stuffed. I've kind of never got over seeing it in a stately home. You stroke it, but really you don't want to be able to. :/

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            • TerryVie

              You killed frosties... You /b/tards...

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    • TerryVie

      Mechagodzilla statue in a Japanese Amusement park?

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      • shuggy-chan

        OMG i love you for the godzilla refrence!!!!! godzilla was my hero growing up ^_^

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      • dappled

        You're on the right track although mine isn't strictly man-made. :)

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    • Thanks! I wont google any (especially yours) the brain will be like a whirlygig working them out. :)

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  • Redcoats

    I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

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    • I don't know please tell me

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      • Redcoats

        Tomorrow or the future

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  • Haha that's a good one:D (i wont spoil it for others;) I took my answer away but too late for you:(

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    • abominus566

      is it sound?

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      • no not sound

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  • bananaface

    Ooooh! Ha, I got a bit too excited when I saw this title. I love riddles!:D However, I saw the answer before I got to read the riddle.:(

    Ok, here's one that I like, and also the only one I could remember at the moment:P:

    He who makes it, sells it,
    He who buys it, doesn't use it,
    He who uses it, doesn't know it.

    You've probably heard it before, and I don't know why I like it as much as I do, but I do:). It's not incredibly difficult either, unlike some other ones. Sooooo, what is "it" :P?

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    • dappled

      I know this is an absolutely awful answer but Rohypnol fits the bill. :O

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      • bananaface

        That actually made me do a real life :O face! Haha, that's terrible. And now I feel terrible for actually laughing. I'm a bad person.:/

        Anyway, you'll have to tell me the answer to your riddle or I'll go crazy.:P I don't even know why I love riddles, I can never answer them. My answers don't even make sense!

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        • dappled

          I don't know why but my sense of humour is dialled all the way up to dark today. With that in mind, the answer to my riddle might actually be what you were thinking, trotskyface. >:D

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          • bananaface

            Well I'm not telling you what I thought, just because I think it was stupid and in case it actually is offensive or whatever. Can you not just tell me:D? I want to see if I got anywhere close. Either way, unless I do get it right, only me (and now Spacey) know my answer>:P!

            Tell trotskyface? Howay maaaaan, pleaaaaaaase?;P

            (And don't even think about trying to get my answer out of Spacey, ha!)

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            • dappled

              Hmm, I know this sounds like we're in the playground but if you get Spacey to tell me your answer, I'll tell you mine, and then you can tell her what mine was. And then all three of us shall know. And then we can do Cat's Cradle or just some skipping or something. :D

              I wouldn't have told you at all, but you howayed me and I was temporarily overjoyed. That was a low blow. :P

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    • TerryVie

      A coffin?

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      • bananaface

        Woohoo! Yep, you guessed right:P. Hmm, what should your prize be:P? Oh, I know, chocolate;P!

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        • TerryVie

          How about a chocolate banana? ^_^

          Oh, and feel free to hide me :)

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          • bananaface

            Hide you? How could I do that, haha:P?

            And yes, chocolate banana coming up;D! Hmm, I'm wondering if you've ever heard of chocolate oranges before? There's one with your name on it...literally:P.

            http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=770&bih=380&tbm=isch&tbnid=3rF0rNSNSOA3cM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Terrys_Chocolate.html&docid=Ov3_ocXMG_MaYM&imgurl=http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Terrys_Milk_Chocolate_Orange175g.jpg&w=200&h=200&ei=2TsgUOzwDafE0QWCqYCIAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=366&vpy=49&dur=1919&hovh=160&hovw=160&tx=99&ty=65&sig=103179620056181182828&page=1&tbnh=160&tbnw=160&start=0&ndsp=3&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:142

            haha, ever seen one of those before?:D

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  • malkiot

    You can't see me, but you see what is inside of me. You live inside of me and can only think inside of me.

    What am I?

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    • I don't know please tell me

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      • malkiot

        3-Dimensional Space.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I can bring you joy but also sadness
    I am timeless but always have an ending
    I come in many forms but there is no other like me
    What am I?

    (Okay this is very prematurely written because I thought of it at the spot. Please consider that before critizing it, but come back to me later and gaurantee you I will have a much better version)

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    • It's good please tell me the answer

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Music :D

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        • sweet

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