Is it normal to want to have sex with my bed?

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I put mayonaise in my bed and have sex with it.

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Based on 6 votes (2 yes)
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  • katiebuglahv
    13 years ago

    Why mayonnaise?

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    • wickedwizardking
      11 years ago

      Seriously, why mayonnaise of all things? ...bleeeeh

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Don't do that, it attracts rats and other vermin.

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