Is it normal to want to give shitting in the woods a try?

I never shitted in the woods before, but I am a brave guy, I wanna try it, is it normal?

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86% Normal
Based on 35 votes (30 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella

    Poop in the woods when it's been snowy so you can videotape the steam rising off your poo.

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    • CozmoWank

      Rose knows her shit.
      : )

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    • Fetiza000

      Wtf, ya know when dog poop is hotter than the temperature it gives a horrible smell... Like when they shit in the rain. Do you want that?

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  • TerriAngel

    Loggers,start the year with a week's worth of long sleeve flannel shirts.
    By seasons end the shirts all look like something Larry a cable guy wears.
    They didn't do it to be cool.
    If you are a grown up and never did your business in the outdoors.
    I think you've lived a sheltered life.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    ive done this hundredsa times

    i dont git the allure or excitement

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  • Not sure how this is a brave thing, but I did it as it's nothing special.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    if yall gots a knife yall cut the top offa yalls sock

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  • Shackleford96

    Lol at you being brave

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    • I see why people would lol at that, but I see people who would rather hold their poo in until they get home, after 2 weeks in the forest...

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      • Shackleford96

        That's just dangerous...

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        • Yea, it is.

          When you gotta go, you gotta go,

          dropping it in nature is part of roughing it

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  • angryblonde

    i kind of enjoy peeing outside lmao. i mean i’ve only done it a couple times because i had to but i like secretly like it? lmao idk i’ve never shat outside.. i’d be too scared.. and what would you wipe your ass with? i feel like if you’re in a circumstance where there’s no bathroom, you most likely won’t have toilet paper either..

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    • maybe you would use leaves

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      • angryblonde

        Lol I wouldn’t wanna use leaves..

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        • bring your own toilet paper then

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  • Legion

    I dunno about the whole "wanting to do it", seems a little odd. As far as actually shitting in the woods, however, no big deal. I've done it, mainly, I was in the woods, I needed to go, so I found a hollowed out stump and did my business. I didn't really think about it much. It just happened to be easier and quicker than hopping in the jeep and driving back home. I had firewood to gather, it was getting dark, and it was getting ready to snow, so I had very little time to waste. Good thing I happened to have a roll of Toilet Paper in the Jeep.

    I guess what i'm saying, is, If you are in the woods already, and you need to go, do it. However, I don't see the appeal of actually seeking out and going into the woods simply to squat.

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    • Yobrepaid

      If you or anyone does this, be sure to look for bee/wasp/hornet nests first. Probably not a concern if the weather was cold enough for snow, though.

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      • Legion

        Yeah, I check for that anyways. Even in the cold, you can still get a surprise if you aren't careful! I actually got stung by ground Hornets once, cutting a tree over their nest. I had no idea the nest was there, and next thing I know, I was throwing off my coat and my long sleeves, running away from the tree. I sprayed the nest later, and resumed my work. Surprisingly, I was the only one there to get stung.

        They didn't come out till after the tree was felled, and much of it was cut up into logs. I was loading logs up when they stung me.

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  • Mehereok1

    Gotta go, gotta go.

    I used to do commercial property inspections, and did a large, older resort, with a storage and workshop building at the very end, bordering the woods. I had to take a good one, and thought..I'm not waiting until I get back to the resort..The woods are right here. So, I walked a few feet into the woods, dropped the pants, and took a full-sized dump on the ground. Wiped with a handful of fresh leaves, and covered it all up with dirt. Then went back to the main building.

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  • paramore93

    I wrote something, reread how disgusting it sounded and erased. Go for it.

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    • Well, the backyard is the closest to the woods I can get, should I try it there?

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      • paramore93

        Erm. If you want the full experience of flying ants and leaf wiping I'd wait and find a forest.

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        • I am probably sticking with actual toilet paper, and I do not care much about flying ants for now.

          Maybe I can use my backyard for practice

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  • lordofopinions

    Bears shit in the woods. 😀

    Totally normal. Hunters do it all the time. If you are on a game trail and the nearest facilities are miles away what other choice do you have?

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