Is it normal to want to gain freckles this way?

When I was a child I had freckles and I thought they were cute. I was sad when they faded. But now I've realised there is a way to get them back. I've been sunbathing with a colander on my head. Is this normal? Will the regular distribution of sunburn-freckles make my head look like a dice?

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13% Normal
Based on 60 votes (8 yes)
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  • moomus

    Alternatively just dot brown permanent marker pen on your face, hey presto!

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    • This IIN question was a test. The correct answer was brown felt-tip. You are the first person to state something rather close to the correct answer. You have won unimaginable riches.

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  • Why not speed up the process by taking an ice pick and jabbing it into your cheeks and nose numerous times, the resulting wounds and eventual scars will resemble cute little freckles very much.

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  • sleepingbeauty

    I really don't care if this was troll or not....it seriously made me laugh out loud!

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  • nAt2017

    trolololololol

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  • Another troll post? *sigh*

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  • DarthLupine666

    This doesn't really sound healthy or practical. Sunburn is never a good way to get anything- it can cause skin cancer. If you continue this, some of those "freckles" may turn out to be moles, which even if benign can be rather unpleasant to look at, and may actually become cancer. Also, if the colander is metal, it is likely to heat up and give you a huge colander-shaped burn, if you're not careful with it, and that *will* look strange.

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