Is it normal to want to freak out when your sister does this?

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My sister chews her food so disgustingly that I want to go apeshit on her.

I was sitting on the couch when she comes back from Dutch Bros and she starts slurping her drink, smacking, and literally chewing. CHEWING her non chunky drink.

And then she gets up to make a PPJ and sandwich, and she starts shoving it in her mouth, into her cheeks, dropping peanut butter on her. You can hear her chewing and smacking. She eats with her mouth open.

Mind you, she's 16. And no she's not retarded.

It's so disgusting, and I have to force myself to not punch her in the face and tell her to stop it.

Whenever I ask her if she eats like this in front of other people, she gets butthurt and says, "Are you like this to other people?"

Someone tell me I'm not the only one out there like this.

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  • joybird
    12 years ago

    She's disgusting and if your mom won't do anything about it then I'd be tempted to:-
    Take a sneaky photo and post it on facebook.
    Video her and put it on u-tube.
    Stick your 2 fingers down your throat and vomit over everything she's about to eat ;o)

    Bet you don't catch her at it again.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Fart in her face next time

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    • RoseIsabella
      11 years ago

      I did that to my sister once when she was eating. We were kids then but the fond memory will last a lifetime.

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  • Jsea
    12 years ago

    Just hearing about it makes my skin crawl! I'm can't believe you haven't hit her yet

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    That makes ME want to punch her in the mouth!

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  • flax
    12 years ago

    Whoever she learnt her table etiquette from needs their teeth knocked in... Just sayin'...

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Ewww.

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    • MissClaire
      12 years ago

      yeah ewwww.

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  • Geturshittogetherfriend
    8 years ago

    Doesn't sound abnormal to me, it might fall under "misophonia" it's when you CANNOT tolerate certain sounds.

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  • MrsEdGein
    9 years ago

    That would piss me off too. They way my mother eats annoys me because she licks her her lips before every mouthful. When I see her doing it I want to hit her with a brick and yell "Stop it!!!". Drives me up the damn wall.

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  • UniqueOne
    11 years ago

    How have you not attacked her yet??, i would so the same to her and when she asks you about just say you're copying her...

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  • nagasonavimana
    12 years ago

    Wait wait wait...we're not assuming she's fat with a self-esteem problem?

    Besides teasing her (as siblings are wont to do) you can introduce her to the fine art of the culinary world, particularly that which offers no opportunity for piggishness (oysters, for example, watercress sandwiches, Chinese/sushi with only chopstics, etc etc)

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  • Jane
    12 years ago

    This is how I feel about my mother. And its funny because shes the only one I get annoyed at.

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  • black_sheep123
    12 years ago

    when i first read this i thought you said she chews her feet...

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  • bluesun
    12 years ago

    that's nasty,
    you should tell her that she is not a cow, she is person and should act like one

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  • Narutofan
    12 years ago

    This would be hard to be around. I would especially hate it if she left food around and everybody else in the house had to clean up after her.

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  • isca
    12 years ago

    Lol

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    It sounds like she really does not know any better. Maybe try and teach her, in a polite sympathetic way, better manners. Tell her that if she ever wants a gentleman to like/love her, then she needs to know how to act like a lady.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    lol sounds like my mom, just punch a bitch

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  • jesusj
    12 years ago

    Lol. This was a fun time. Thats just sick.

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  • ohhh'marissa
    12 years ago

    I hate that!!

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