Is it normal to want to fight a bear with nothing but a kitchen knife?

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i want to fight a bear with a kitchen knife. the only thing keeping me from doing it is common sense.

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Based on 15 votes (8 yes)
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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    I suspect another thing stopping you is a shortage of bears in your kitchen.

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  • Columbusbiguy
    5 years ago

    Let common sense go, throw caution into the wind. Go find a bear and live out your fantasy.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    a teddy bear?

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    Sure it is. But only with a full grown Kodiak brown bear.

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  • BlindSpot
    5 years ago

    Leave the poor bear alone.

    Someone please call animal control.

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    • Vector_Oh_Yeah
      5 years ago

      animal control can't stop a man with a knife and a lot of adrenaline

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      • BlindSpot
        5 years ago

        I hope they shoot you in that case.

        Sick fuck

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    Is your name Davy Crockett?

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Use an eggbeater.

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  • Handyman
    5 years ago

    Find a bus, it's faster.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    There's no reason to try to fight a bear with a kitchen knife when the bears are in the woods minding their own business. No need to buy trouble, besides live and let live, kid.

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    • Vector_Oh_Yeah
      5 years ago

      but if i do it then it will be pretty cool

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      • McBean
        5 years ago

        I chased a black bear away from my campsite in the Canadian Rocky Mountains by throwing stones at him. It was a dangerous situation. That kitchen knife would have been worthless.

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  • Nicole20
    5 years ago

    Whose common sense?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Good luck with that! Let us know how that turns out for you!

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