Is it normal to want to choke loud people to death.

There is a loud mouth at work. I want to choke him slowly and watch the life leave his eyes. Please, please help me.

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Based on 104 votes (82 yes)
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Comments ( 27 )
  • wigsplitz

    WHY WOULD YOU THINK SUCH TERRIBLE THOUGHTS????

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    • rekltalni

      "want it" does not equal to "do it". And yes. It's perfecetly normal to experience anger in a situation where someone angers you. Declining this is like jacking off but never ejaculating.

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      • wigsplitz

        It was a joke, ya know, it was written in all caps which is internet yelling...aka being loud.

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        • rekltalni

          yelling is not the same as telling a joke. Perhaps the term you're searching for is ''sarcastic''?

          If so, you better learn quick that sarcasm and internet don't go hand in hand as you can't guess whether its sarcasm or not.

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          • wigsplitz

            Well at least 4 other people got it based on the thumbs ups, so you're the one with the problem.

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            • rekltalni

              5 people voted no. Perhaps they're among them? Stop making stupid assumptions.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I guess you don't want to stab him because he'll just get louder when he screams.

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  • jondoerandom

    it's normal, I have violent thoughts every time people around me are being total cunts. And if they're yapping little cunts my adrenaline level hits the "murder" mark right away.

    but I don't feel like doing 25-life yet. Maybe later.

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  • Justsomejerk

    I'll help you.

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  • marybeth100

    Just try to ask him to lower his voice. My brother is extremely loud and it can get frustrating. Just remember if they see it's bothering you they will continue?

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  • WisdomGiver87

    Let the hate flow through you! It makes you stronger!

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  • Scharfschützer

    Use a garrot. Some 50pound test fishing line will do perfectly

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  • SparksTheGoldenFoxie

    Just tell him shut the fuck up lmao.. always works for me

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  • DannysUsername

    You mean, like, literally?

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    You can think about it, just doonnnt do it.

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World

    I got you. Just give me a call *wink*

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  • People make alot of noise when you choke them.

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  • marybeth100

    Just try to

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  • otsego

    It's normal but unfortunately you can't.

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