Is it normal to want to become a vampire?

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I really want to become a vampire is it normal? Does anyone know how to help me turn into one? PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU CAN HELP ME BECOME ONE!!! A werewolf or a witch also seems cool, and can you please help me become one of those too? Or something like a vampire? Is it normal?

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Based on 36 votes (15 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    I like to think that I'm not pretentious enough to be a vampire. Also I'm way too vain to want to spend eternity not being able to look at myself in the mirror.

    Now Lycacanthropy, sounds more my style, besides I'm already a bitch once a month anyway.
    ;-)

    P.S. I know it's gross but I love watching werewolves change!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I don't think its gross I think its awesome!

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        YaY, RAWR!

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  • Hey-skittle-fucking-bears!!!!!
    10 years ago

    OMFG. I want to turn into a werewolf so badly. If anyone out there is a werewolf message me and feel free to turn me into one. LOL.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Me too!!! btw i LOVE ur username LOL :P

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      • Hey-skittle-fucking-bears!!!!!
        10 years ago

        Awwww. Thanks if I could see your username I would probably like it. Lol. And I know I LOVE WEREWOLFS!!!! Obsession.....pfffffff nah. Lol. ; ) xd.

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    well Pinocchio wanted to be a real boy

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    If you masturbate to Twilight hard enough, you'll turn into a vampire.

    Trust me.

    *turns into a bat and flies away*

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  • KeddersPrincess
    10 years ago

    http://www.spellsshop.com/epages/es147296.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/es147296/Products/656

    I guess it works if you believe in it or something.

    I'm personally obsessed with vampires and would kill to have their powers, but I don't think I'd actually want to be one. Or at least not a full blood anyway, maybe a dhampir. I guess it depends on your definition of a vampire but the inability to go out in the sun, no reflection, and only having one meal a day kind of sucks.

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      I bet vampire poop smells awful.

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      • KeddersPrincess
        10 years ago

        Vampires poop?

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        • RoseIsabella
          10 years ago

          Well, they eat and everything that eats poops.

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          • KeddersPrincess
            10 years ago

            Hm...well...I guess that makes sense. But then what would it look like? O_o

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            • RoseIsabella
              10 years ago

              Probably hard and black from all that blood.

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