Is it normal to want to be microwaved?

I want to know what it feels like to be microwaved. I don't want to be like dead in a microwave, I want to feel what food feels. Lol! It sounds so weird! Is it normal to wonder this?

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36% Normal
Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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  • dappled

    I don't recommend you try this but one way to microwave your head is to cut a head-shaped hole in the microwave door. Microwaves don't work without the door being shut but they don't have a "head-shaped hole" sensor thing (yet).

    Just in case I wasn't sufficiently clear, don't try this.

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  • Bonnabell

    This is scary? You are a very disturbed person.

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  • Warm? I'm so confused...

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  • theceilingfan

    Look up microwave massacre. Best B movie, ever.

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