Is it normal to want to be attacked?

I walk the streets early in the morning like around 2 or 3 am hoping someone would be dumb enough to try and mug me. I own mace and have been dying to empty the canister on some poor saps jelly eyeballs. I crave doing this to the point where it makes me grind my teeth, duck my head and growl and i have to muffle the sounds.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    That's the dumbest risk I've known someone to take.

    You DO know that mace does not work on everybody, right? And you DO know that typically, the effects wear off within 30 seconds at the max, right? And you also know that if you are jumped by multiple people, you're fucked, right? Why do you think cops carry around more than one non-lethal defensive item? If pepper spray worked ALL of the time, there would hardly be a need.

    You must also be aware, as well, that mace isn't exactly going to stop a determined individual from attacking you? If anything, it can make matters worse and they will get more pissed off and by the time they get a hold of you, and it is a STRONG possibility, you're ass is grass... right?

    In addition to that, attackers don't always come jump you from the front, so if he takes you from the sides or behind you, he can easily disarm you and your puny mace. Shit, if he has an ACTUAL lethal weapon then you are definitely fucked.

    Did I forget the part where mace doesn't work on everybody? I hope not.

    Good luck, stranger.

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    • Shackleford96

      ^this

      I was about to jump their shit too...

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  • Carry a gun instead.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why don't carry around the medieval mace?

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  • Nokiot9

    Lol what? When people mug you they do it with a knife or gun, not nothing. Or a can of mace. Once you spray them, they're gonna try to shoot or stab you purely out of retaliation. If ur gonna try to be a moron vigilante, buy a gun and a Kevlar vest.

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  • ۩۞۩۞۩

    You sound very vile. I do not want to be vile. Please stay away from me.

    ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੀ ਗੰਦੇ ਆਵਾਜ਼. ਮੈਨੂੰ ਅਨੈਤਿਕਤਾ, ਹੋਣਾ ਨਾ ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ. ਦੂਰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਰਹਿਣ ਕਰੋ ਜੀ.

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  • thegypsysailor

    You sound like the idiot who brought a knife to a gun fight. I'm sure if you continue on this really stupid path, you will get exactly what you are hoping for, but it most likely will not turn out anything like you expected it to. I'll say good bye now, 'cause chances are you won't be around too much longer.

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