Is it normal to want to be a midget millionaire

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I've always wanted to be a midget millionaire with a tall beautiful wife. In real life I am a short guy at 5 foot 7, so I keep having this fantasy that I'm a very rich midget and my wife is over 6 feet tall. And sometimes in the mornings I will see her swimming naked in my pool.

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  • Shnaz
    10 years ago

    Cut off your feet and play the lottery.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Normal or not, if it's what you want, go do it.
    Money isn't that hard to come by and if you have it, then the girl you seek should be available. Problem is, most of the truly wealthy folks I've known aren't very happy and can rarely enjoy anything beyond the pursuit of money and power, once they have started down that path.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      If you want it do it? How is he going to make himself a midget? I am starting to think you might be a slow adult.

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        I missed the midget part. Oh well, fast or slow, definitely a dumbass.

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        • anti-hero
          10 years ago

          You admitted your error. I have respect for that. You receive a minor upgrade.

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  • THatGuyfromNY
    10 years ago

    I am 5'8'' i wish i was much taller

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  • Anime7
    10 years ago

    I'm partially offended by this because that's how tall I am. But regardless I feel like this is a normal fantasy.

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  • mixwell
    10 years ago

    5'7" isnt really all that short. I had a korean friend 5'6" and his cousin was 5"4". That's short.

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