Is it normal to want to be a dog?

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Ever since I can remember I have wanted to be a dog. I feel the most comfortable around them, I like the smell of them, I even like the sound of dogs howling at night. It has nothing to do with not trusting humans, and it has nothing to do with it being a more simple life. To me, they are aesthetically perfect. I even find them more sexually attractive than people.

I know this is not "Normal" but if anyone could answer why this could be the way I am, it would help.

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  • FireFlower
    9 years ago

    Hell yeah. Screw humans. They are terrible.

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  • AwkwardLemonJuice
    9 years ago

    Allrite, you got me to think no no... Nonononono at the part about finding dogs more sexually attractive than people. That is not normal, and if you are serious about wanting to be a dog then no that is not normal either... Want to know whats normal for a change?

    Being a human being that LOVES his or hers dog, or being around dogs in general is very normal. I love my Rottweiler so much, but i don't want to be a 4 legged turd eating filth loving DOG. And i don't find them attractive either.

    Now.. I just need to get this one out here, you have not had any specific thoughts about.. Or desires to harm an animal have you?.. In the "Sexual" way.. Because if you do, seek help right now.

    Peace!

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  • RamRam
    9 years ago

    i want to be a unicorn and do magic and shit

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  • xx'
    9 years ago

    It can't be too unusual, my girlfriend likes petplaying as a cat.

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  • WolfCandy
    9 years ago

    Ofcoarse I have had specific thoughts of "Harming" as you so put, a dog, as I did specify before that I find them sexually attractive. So it would be a bit odd if I didnt want to (Not that I find it in any way "Harmful" to bend over and let the dog do what he does)

    And the best part of all of this, is in reality, I'm the avverage guy next door. I'm social, outgoing, and would not give off one ioata of aqward dog fucker vibes. I'm normal in every other way, only difference is when I look at a dog, I feel like a trans gender person looking at the sex they want to be.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      9 years ago

      So you want to be a Bitch?

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      • WolfCandy
        9 years ago

        Yes

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          9 years ago

          Okay then...I'm going to go gather chicken eggs to toss at my neighbor's radio. He plays really loud reggaeton music at 3:30 AM and liked to shoot paintballs at my chickens. My other neighbor beat the shit out of him last time he attempted it. He called the cops, but they had an arrest warrant for him, so he pretty much fucked himself over in that situation.

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    GOD DAM FURRIES

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  • SEWnanist23
    9 years ago

    Other Humans tend to treat other Humans like "Dogs" I wouldn't want to be one of those Dogs that haven been abused and neglected.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago

    I like sharting

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      I'm more of a a snarter myself.
      ;-)

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