Is it normal to want a girl with a cop mustache?

I'm actually not trolling for this question. I made my account to have some fun, but this is a serious matter. I had a dream where I got down with a girl, and then another one came in. This girl had a cop mustache, and it was super sexy. I let them go at it for a while so I'm wondering if it is weird to think the way that I just thought. I would rather have the girl with a fake mustache. I don't actually want her to grow one, but it has to be a full mustache that makes even the finest gents green with envious rage. Leave your comments, but don't be boring.