Is it normal to want a dog for a sexual partner?

I know about bestiality and all of that and I have read quite a few things about it. The thing is... when I was a kid I wanted to marry a dog when I grew up. Either a German Shepherd, a Siberian Husky, a Border Collie or a wolf. These breeds are very sexually appealing to me and the Beagle also is. Think about it though and you'll get what I mean.
A dog cannot get you pregnant.
A male canine's penis has a swelling bit called a knot. I hear it feels amazing.
Their tongues are amazing (experience with my only dog who is a female mixbreed).
If he's clean and vaccinated he won't get you ill.
They clean themselves more often then humans do.
They are very affectionate, count on you and won't dump you for someone else.
Most stay loyal no matter what.
And last of all, a male dog won't break your heart.
Just how common is this urge? Should I give in finally?

Voting Results
80% Normal
Based on 74 votes (59 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 23 )
  • DoggyGrrrlSex

    AS long as the dog wants to lick or knot its OK. As a girl my dog beg me to do it so I did. Now I always let dogs that want me play.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • (s)aint

    "Most stay loyal no matter what.
    And last of all, a male dog won't break your heart. "
    That part is what made me doubtful about your intentions.

    Are you sure that you want to be with a dog because you find them appealing or because you don't trust men/women?

    You need to think these things through because to me your desire isn't weird-Society has made us believe things like this are wrong but as long as the animal doesn't suffer from it I don't see the issue with it.

    But to others who might find out, they will label you as weird and in many countries this would be illegal too ...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • justsomeweirdchick

      Oh, I wouldn't let anyone know. But yeah, I have no trust in the human race anymore.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • (s)aint

        Totally understandable. Meh I'm supportive of alternative lifestyles. Just make sure that you aint missing out on anything else that you might rather have with a human.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • justsomeweirdchick

          I have a human I really like though but she's another girl and I'm not sure if she'd agree.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • (s)aint

            Doesn't matter if it's a female or a male, really.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Squeakers

    fuck everyone who is trying to make you feel ashamed for what you feel sexually. as long as you are not forcing the dog there is no problem. live the life YOU want. good luck girl.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Whatever happened to this world...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    He'll break your heart when he dies. A dog has an average life of about 15 years.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • justsomeweirdchick

      Good point.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Couman

    Seems normal to me. Humans are way overrated.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Avant-Garde

    I'm afraid not. I think you should see a professional about this.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • justsomeweirdchick

      I've been through 2 therapists and and they quit on me.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Steve2017

        weird chick you're the poster right?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
      • Avant-Garde

        Well, that sounds like a problem...

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • thesimplisticseth

    No, there is something very wrong with your mind. Even myself, being a cat lover, would never dream of having a sexual encounter with an animal. That is gross!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • justsomeweirdchick

      Think about it. It's a living creature too.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • thesimplisticseth

        Yeah it is and playing with dogs is fun, but sex with an animal like a cat or a dog is wrong.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • justsomeweirdchick

          Well, it's an interaction all the same. Canines get the same feelings as humans.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • Laststand

            So your looking for the loyalty and pure interaction that comes from these canines but still is sexually aroused by the idea of having sex with them for all the reasons listed, ryt? or am I misunderstanding you somewhere?

            Comment Hidden ( show )
  • 6007

    No no no. Don't you dare touch an innocent dog to admittedly please yourself. I'm sorry to scold but you, you need to see some kind of doctor. If these thoughts turn into actions, you're litteraly sick and require help.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • justsomeweirdchick

      Not to PLEASE myself.
      :P
      You think I'd use an animal as a toy?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Who, who, who?

    Comment Hidden ( show )