Is it normal to want a dog for a sexual partner?
I know about bestiality and all of that and I have read quite a few things about it. The thing is... when I was a kid I wanted to marry a dog when I grew up. Either a German Shepherd, a Siberian Husky, a Border Collie or a wolf. These breeds are very sexually appealing to me and the Beagle also is. Think about it though and you'll get what I mean.
A dog cannot get you pregnant.
A male canine's penis has a swelling bit called a knot. I hear it feels amazing.
Their tongues are amazing (experience with my only dog who is a female mixbreed).
If he's clean and vaccinated he won't get you ill.
They clean themselves more often then humans do.
They are very affectionate, count on you and won't dump you for someone else.
Most stay loyal no matter what.
And last of all, a male dog won't break your heart.
Just how common is this urge? Should I give in finally?