Is it normal to walk around the streets with a vibrating dildo deep in

Wow. You must get through some batteries. You need one of those devices Doc Brown had at the end of Back To The Future that converts rubbish into power for the DeLorean.

Either that or I can invent you a clockwork dildo. Actually, it's a good point. We have wind-up radios. Why has no-one invented a wind-up vibrator?

Sounds fun I'll try it when I walk my dog

He's man, dude

Try putting it in your vagina. That's why you're unsatasfied-you're doing it wrong.