Is it normal to wake up to this? (a story about shit)
When I woke up this morning, something stunk! I looked and looked for the source.
I thought I had found it when I saw a chocolate mudbaby floating in my toilet unflushed.
So I flush it. Problem solved.
No, it wasn't! I still smelled SHIT!
So I figured the smell might be due to the toilet since it had a corn eyed butt snake sitting in it all night. OK, clean the toilet, that should take care of it!! Well that didn't take care of it.
I smelled it even worse as I was cleaning the crapper. I'm starting to think whoever left the colon cannonballs might have missed and messed on the floor somewhere. Nope, not on the floor!!
SOMEBODY SHIT IN MY FUCKING BATHTUB!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!
It was the most disgusting thing I ever dealt with. The power of the stench when I peeled back the shower curtain was like a sucker punch to the nuts! The sight of it, it was terrible!! I felt for my tub, I felt as if someone had held me down and shit on my chest! Violated as fuck!!
I had to tackle this. I gagged and retched, I grabbed the poop with a Wal*Mart bag over my hand tossing it into another bag, this shit was fucking nasty. Then after getting the bulk of it out I have to clean the shit streaks left behind. I tried to tackle it with Scrubbing Bubbles and I felt sorry for those little bubble buggers, they're so cute on the commercial. They didn't quite get the job done so I stopped up the tub and poured half a bottle of bleach in there and let it sit a while. It's OK now.
Lesson: If someone/something shits in your tub, Scrubbing Bubbles won't work.