Is it normal to wake up naked with blood around my mouth?

I know it sounds weird, and bizarre, but every once in a while I wake up completely naked in my own bed. I am 45 years old and every night i go to bed completely sober, I live alone so no one can be taking my clothes off and i dead bolt my doors shut and lock my windows. I always wear my favorite feety pajamas to sleep that my mom got me for my 13th birthday with the little bunny ears on top. After falling asleep, I sometimes wakeup in a puddle of blood on my pillow, so i go into the bathroom to check if i am bleeding, and i notice a red ring around my mouth that is not my own blood. I'm also completely naked at this time..I dont understand. When i look for my clothes and where they went, they are neatly folded on my nightstand next to my bible?? I just want some feedback on this, I don't know what to do anymore..

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  • aussiewolf

    you can still fit into your pj's from when you were 13? didnt you ever go through puberty?

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  • Well, the bible puts the possibility of you being a vampire out of the question.

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  • Alejandro

    Ever checked for sleepwalking? Also, put a camera beside you when you go to sleep.

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    • vikram008

      this is right solutions. or sleep with mother.

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  • Cookies&Cream

    Sometime its hard to attend the conserns of some of the people of IIN and you and your possibly fake story is on of the causes.

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  • Werewolf...definitely a werewolf. The same thing happens with a friend of mine!

    He has a little werewolf nanny that comes into his room and folds his jammies, too.

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  • You sir, are a freak. Get off this planet.

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  • sman6969

    so you wake up at night and eat helpless animals so what dont be a pussy start doing it during the day too like a real man

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  • phullofit

    simple. you're being molested by Jesus. obviously theres a portal to heaven in your bible which is letting Jesus get into your room, the blood around your mouth is his blood; y'know, drink the lords blood, eat his body...that kinda stuff. he's just taking it a little far thats all. my suggestion would be to either jump into that bible and run amok in heaven or burn it. either ways good.

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    • Chelthi

      You're messed up. Molested by Jesus? That's disrespectful.

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  • roxco

    If might of been Edward Cullen you should consider yourself lucky

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  • dappled

    Why do people put such irrelevant details into their stories? Why does the age of your pyjamas matter, or the location of your bible?

    Although, you did forget to tell us whether you ever lived in a town with a J in the name. That could be the clincher in this made-up mystery!

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  • DannyKanes

    Oh, btw, this what happens when emos put razor blades in their mouths

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    • Acid_Razors

      -rolls eyes-

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  • ColorMeBlue

    Record Yourself While You Sleep And Let The Camera Do The Work

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  • TogusaTsuchiya

    Yeah... You are gonna have to find a way to film this. Set it for before you sleep.

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  • Haha, funny. Be sure to notify me when something like this actually DOES happen to you.

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  • SweetSherry

    Fucking troll !

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  • Nice made up story I didn't believe it for a second

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  • Cookies&Cream

    I wish the story author would answer something, I've thought about this once in a while and Imagine if it were true xD

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  • TheLogicalJew

    ... I'm sorry, I think this is pretty absurd. If this is a real concern and your not making this up, find a way to document yourself when you go to sleep. You said it happens every once in a while, so be prepared to repeat the documentation process a lot.

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  • I_am_not_normal

    Lmao dappled!

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  • Rachel888

    Why do you still have your 32 year old bunny pajamas? No wonder why you are unmarried...and how do you know it's not your own blood? Haha

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  • randomjelly

    You just stumbled out of fucktard central!

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    • Cookies&Cream

      I know this is random but you look young to be 31 xD

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  • DannyKanes

    Team Jacob much?

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  • Cookies&Cream

    By the way I do give you an applause for being so original... & If for some reason on the world you are being serious, go to a doctor because that its defenetly not normal.... I recommend a psychiatrist.

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  • smoothlips

    IIN that i want to punch you?

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