Is it normal to use the tartar from my teeth as moisturiser?

Sometimes Im really bored and I start scrubbing the tartar off my teeth with my nail, then I apply it on my skin, like a moisturiser. It makes me feel oddly...good.

PS: Im not so pro at english,so I hope tartar is the good word for that yellowish white paste you get on your teeth, when you forget to brush them for a while...

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Comments ( 13 )
  • and faeces makes a wonderful insect repellent, just smear it all over on warm days

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  • DannyKanes

    I felt sick, until I vomited from this post. Now I feel better.

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    • charli.m

      You're not the only one. Ugh.

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  • This is normal, try using smegma though it is a lot better for your skin.

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  • ccjigsaw

    Sounds not normal, and kinda gross. But whatever floats your boat. ( Sometimes I wonder if people on here post this stuff because they catually think "Everyone must do this!")

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  • StarScream18

    I am normally trying to be nice but:

    This is fucking GROSS!

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  • ariannel

    Oh ewww....

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  • blackalica

    that is slightly disturbing to hear....but i'm sure everyone here has something they do that would seem gross....so don't let these assholes bother you man, it's a little sick but hey... it's your damn body.

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  • Eternal_Wisdom

    disgusting.

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  • BTStallion

    Who gives a shit if your english isn't so good, you're fucking disgusting. How bad must you smell from basically rubbing God-knows-what kinds of germs into your skin? Ugh, yuck.

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  • Jsea

    .......gross

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  • snowyd

    So...your cheeks smell like tartar?

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  • Seriously that is really disgusting. You know it's bacteria? You'll give yourself spots.

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