Is it normal to use semen as salad dressing?

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my friends love my secret recipe but I'm hesitant to let them know how Organic my salad dressing actually is.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Of course it's not normal. You're supposed to serve it on toast.

    No Michelin star for you!

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    lol trolll.

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  • laxattak
    13 years ago

    There's actually a cooking with semen cookbook... Perhaps we are all missing out.

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  • Darkoil
    13 years ago

    God i hope that none of my friends spunk in my dish when i go over for something to eat.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    It's lovely basted on a chicken or part of a pasta sauce, I always use semen in my cooking because that's not weird at all is it... >.>

    (FYI for those who don't get sarcasm, I am joking!)

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    Organic maybe, but you don't sound free range.

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  • helenjewett
    13 years ago

    so that's what i tasted last week when i went over to your house for dinner. thank goodness i had a glass of wine to down that. next time i'll skip the salad and go straight for the main course.

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  • koolkeepn
    12 years ago

    I have tasted my OWN semen a few times mostly from courosity...finding the flavorless salty taste not much to talk about. Yet, the flavor CAN BE increased to taste GOOD, so as long it is prepared in advance. Yes...I said good. I had a time I really enjoyed the like of its taste and wanted more.

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  • helenjewett
    12 years ago

    organic sodium. HAHAHAHHAAH.

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  • SweetSherry
    12 years ago

    FAKE

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      No shit. Its just a joke, lighten up

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    lmfao! You should tell them that. The looks on their faces when they find out what they are eating? That would be hilarious! The only downside, oh, they may never eat anything you cook again.

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  • chaosdragoon1
    12 years ago

    Actually the semen cookbook exists....

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Eww

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  • Scarlet_Coldbane
    13 years ago

    I just pray you don't own a restaurant.

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