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Because sometimes when i REALLY hate the main character i get really angry and rip out the pages and use them as toilet paper (cos i only read on the toilet - LOL), and then i don't know whether to keep reading or not because its a bit difficult to see (if it's a number 2 if you know what i mean) or maybe i just flush it. Is it normal?
This is absolutly brilliant? May I ask if you have used any of the Twilight books for these, I really think a bit of feces would be a great improvement for them.
I've seen people do that on television (or at least acting out the process). I can't imagine that would be as comfortable nor as effective as using paper specifically designed for bum-wiping. It's probably not good for your plumbing either.
Shrek did this but he did so because he was an uncultured ogre.
It's not normal. You have no idea how many times I've read a book where in which, I hated the main character, the style of writing, etc. But not once did I dare to rip Abarat those luscious papers and desecrate them with my leavings. It's disrespectful...
I don't know if you have noticed or not but, there are different grades/textures for pages. Some are smooth to your touch and shiny in the light. (Look at how the light bounces of off the font.) Some are rough and you can see the chewed up tree fibre encrusted within. And so on... The roughest ones risk tearing your bum. However, there's a threat with any grade that you'll get a paper cut! Paper cuts can be fatal. Also, pages were not made to be put in the toilet. Your septic tank can't handle them and if you continue usage, it will cause plumbing issues.
I love this generation! How very productive they must be. When books turn to toilet paper its a sign of a true prodigy NOT. Good job you are the filth of this generation. You sound very immature.