Is it normal to urinate blood after drinking bleach

After a hard days work I like to take shots of Bleach and sometimes Washing Powder mixed with a little coke. I've done this for the past few months but recently i've been going to the toilet and noticing my pee is a little red. So I urinated in a cup and there was red again and tasted it and it was definitely blood. Is it normal to urinate blood after having a shot of bleach.

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57% Normal
Based on 87 votes (50 yes)
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Comments ( 31 )
  • Goomats

    You must be trolling.

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    • arandomperson8888

      I think everyone knows not to drink bleach? Obviously a troll, but if it's not then call the suicide hotline.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    And they rejected one of my serious posts... O_o

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  • 69

    that sucks man, you supposed to pee whiteout. try changing brands and good luck

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  • SomeGuyWithAMop

    *Mops op's bloody piss*

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  • thegypsysailor

    put the paramedics on speed dial; you're going to need them.
    You obviously don't drink bleach every night, or you couldn't write this post; you'd be dead!
    But anyone dumb enough to even THINK about drinking bleach, is surely going to need a paramedic some time in the near future.
    So I'll just say good bye, now; you won't be around much longer......

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      You cant put them on speed dial. Phones do not let you put lines like that on speed dial. I think because they don't want anyone to hit the number by accident.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Boy, you learn something new every day. Since I don't have a phone, I really wouldn't know; I was speaking metaphorically.

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          Well I tried since I was setting up my contacts on my cell and said "Well emergency short digit # would be good to have on speed dial" and my phone would not let me.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Are you fucking retarded? Moron you are not suppose to drink bleach ever. IF you are this fucking stupid you deserve to die. Im sorry but I can not pitty people like you. We dont need more of your kind alive. I hope to god you dont ever breed you fucking idiot. Also when red stuff came out in your urine why did you assume it wasnt blood? What the fuck did you think it was? Fucking candy?

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  • Shnaz

    You aren't drinking enough bleach. Try an 8 ounce glass.

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    • zlofton

      Fuck that! go for 24 ounce!

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  • hail_satin_666

    What the hell.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    Drinking coca cola? no wonder youre pissin blood.

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  • thisisfrustrating!!!

    gee wiz, wonder why. Sure, as normal as drinking bleach...

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  • megadriver

    Troll post detected.
    You do know that drinking bleach can kill you. Washing powder isn't any better either?

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  • RoseIsabella

    All this is completely normal if you live under a bridge and prey upon hapless billy goats.

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    • fab4ever2.

      :')

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  • college

    I wouldn't be surprised if I urinated blood after drinking bleach, so yea, totally normal.

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  • Jeaneathean

    Not normal to piss blood, but then neither is drinking bleach and/or washing powder. Stop it at once. And coke: do you mean Cola or showbiz sherbet?

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  • ArayaLioness

    LOL. Yes, it's normal. ;D

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  • Um, what? I think this is fake, but if I'm wrong, that will kill you

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  • gummy_jr

    How did I not see this post?

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  • AmberAustri

    Why are you drinking bleach, washing powder, and coke, and why are you peeing in a cup and tasting it?

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  • masturbatears

    Wut

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  • Legion

    didnt happen to me, but I'm a robot

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  • pacinoharmon

    Do you mean coke as in cold pop or cocaine?

    Either way, this has to be a troll. Drinking bleach will eventually kill you.

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  • White___October

    Yes, I think that's normal after drinking pure poison. After all, that's what bleach is.

    I'd go see a doctor if I were you. And never drink bleach again!

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  • noid

    Its probably a normal reaction to drinking bleach and washing powder!!!!!

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  • xXxFrenzyxXx

    You pissed on a cup then tasted it..... Probably a troll question.

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  • Shackleford96

    I'm pretty sure if you were REALLY taking bleach shots, you'd be dead by now. If not then you will likely die soon if you keep doing it.

    Idiot.

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