Is it normal to torment my ex-friend?

A really good friend met a girl and completely cut me and our other friends out of his life. I went from seeing him every day to not seeing him at all in two years.

For whatever reason, I think it's fun to play weird practical jokes on him. He had no sense of the surreal, so I like to play on this. Once a month, I phone him (from a replacement SIM card) and get a speech synthesiser (which sounds a lot like Stephen Hawking) to quote something at him repeatedly until he hangs up. Last month it was "Make the monkey face, Senor Sock". I don't remember December's, but November's was "You can't be Boris Spassky's happy hat of sushi forever".

I also send him random books through the post. The last was Nancy Reagan's biography which I inscribed with "I yearn for you aimlessly. Love, Nancy". I also sent him a manual on how to fix tractors inscribed "just in case you ever need it".

I also send him emails from a fictional mutual friend I invented and often reference real people we both know but also make things up about them. Our friend Jane recently got a franchise for a pet waxing salon. She does dogs eyebrows and cats underchuffs but she's really hoping to break into goats. Really, though, she does IT work for a registered charity.

I justify this to myself by saying that if he can't be bothered with his friends then he deserves worse than no information about us. He deserves disinformation. Do you think I can justify this or am I just enjoying messing with him?

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  • rockhead

    hahaha!! awh... you sound so fun lol He was so messed up by doing what he did, but rather than tormenting him I think he's having a really fun time!! haha!! those things you're doing to him are hilarious. I loved the tractor book thing xD

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  • you sound like a fun friend i like it

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    • You sound like a fun friend too.

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  • Sounds like you are addicted to him but it doesnt sound like it would torment someone the things you say your doing. Nevertheless he shouldnt of cut you off thats just lack of respect.

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  • CarsGirlsGunsMoneyMade

    You're an asshole.

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  • moomus

    You sure go to a
    Lot of trouble to torment him !!!

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  • Faceless

    Thats epically awesome! To really fuck with him, you should send him a shot gun shell with his name and a smiley face written on it.

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  • Posting in an epic thread!!!!

    Look: You're petty, mean spirited, and vindictive. You have all the familiar symptoms of a pyschotic stalker. Cease and desist. And no it's not normal.

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  • gee-raff

    epic

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