Is it normal to throw my faeces at people?

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When Im in my cage, I get the feeling everyones watching me and looking at me...sometimes I just forget about them and keep beating off but other times it gets to me and I start throwing my crap at them, is their something wrong with me?

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Based on 56 votes (21 yes)
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  • okmijnuhbygvtfc
    15 years ago

    Sounds like the problem here is your cage.
    Petition to the zoo staff for a bigger one so that you can go somewhere to jerk off other than right in front of them. Then noone can watch you, any no faeces have to be thrown.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Wait are you a monkey or something

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  • katiebuglahv
    13 years ago

    Hey, you live in a cage, what have you got to lose?

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  • jokeresx
    13 years ago

    I'd say everyone here has come to the same consensus. Fling away.

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  • bad
    14 years ago

    fantazies are extremly normal...just make sure they stay fantazies

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  • Rae1990
    14 years ago

    This seems totally normal to me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I didn't think animals could type on keyboards or make web accounts. Guess I misjudged you there, fella. Animals nowadays are so intelligent *cough*

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  • curiouskiddo
    14 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    this is the only story that has actually made me laugh out loud. especially just by the headline.
    btw, thanks a lot by making me spit out my hot chocolate.

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  • Summerlove87
    14 years ago

    Why do you live in a cage and how do you have access to a computer please don't throw poo at people but jerk off all you want

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  • Tsepesh
    15 years ago

    the masturbation is perfectly normal.. what i'm having trouble grasping is how you can masturbate and throw crap at people at the same time? i am right handed.. so i masturbate with my right hand. i also throw with my right hand. i'm not going to stop masturbating to throw some crap at someone, hence the problem. i can't throw crap with my left hand or everybody will say i throw like a girl and i will feel imasculated and lose my erection ruining my whole day!

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    • MysteriousRhinestoneCowboy
      15 years ago

      You can jack off with either hand though

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  • ilovesmellybox
    15 years ago

    hmmm, further more i must add that there are many politicians ,that need a whole lot of yucky turds thrown at them. Take that Fascist Pigs !!!! right on.....

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  • jtball
    15 years ago

    Yeah dude definitly normal. I had this same confusion in my life all through adolescence. Well i dont know if its totally normal, but atleast some people go through it.lol

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  • ilovesmellybox
    15 years ago

    oh it is most cetainly normal !

    You sound like my kinda gal.....

    Lets make beautiful music toogezza!!!

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  • dividedhighway
    15 years ago

    some times you just have to throw poop at people to teach them a leason.

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  • Mitch3721
    15 years ago

    completely natural feelings, experiment with a girl, if you like it then you are bisexual, if you dont then you simply had the thoughts of it like every other person in the world. just experiment and see what happens init

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