Is it normal to think walmart are neonazis?

I honestly believe that the elite on the upper echelons of the chain of command at "walmart" are a group of Neo-Nazis. I suspect they intend to keep the american population under control.

I also cant help but notice that some of the "employees" there are undercover nazis who monitor the general consumer so as to report observations and data to better understand how to manipulate the american public. I was down the peanut butter aisle standing there for a couple of minutes deciding whether i should get creamy or chunky. then I caught an employee staring right at me. That look sent chills down my spine. Next thing I know he is taking to someone on his mic using his walkie(I dont know what he was saying he had turned his back) then proceeded in putting up an ad for bread right next to the pb i was looking at. Was he observing me so as to better advertise.? Because i seriously considered buying bread right after that..

Also, at EVERY turn you see an advertisement, a TV screen advertising diet pills right next to the fashion magazines..etc

They are the only source to stay open 24 hours, they are open on holidays, and are ruthless bullies to other little small businesses. I guess ever since my dad lost his flower shop, we owned a nursery you see, it was family run, but we lost our business. My dad still to this day blames walmart for his loss.

Its as if there is a panelist of observers up there also where the big black camera on the ceilings are. watching you. I honestly believe walmart has a pact with politicians and government to keep the public blindly consuming and unaware of the truth. i dont like walmart I have an intuitive sense that they are up to something very bad.

anyone else feel this way about walmart? Please, no jokes, i want some serious thoughtful feedback. Thanks

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  • JustDave

    They aren't nazi's. They're from the planet Walliulon. They prepackage humans to be sold & consumed on other planets. Often they leave slime trails which is why the stores have so many "slippery floor" signs and absorbant towel dispensers throughout the store. If you go in one around 3am you will sometimes see a few not wearing their human disguises.

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    • JustDave

      Also, each store is a transport ship and Sam's Club's are their fighter escorts. The crafts resembling tractor-trailer trucks are exploritory pods sent out into the community to round up straglers & escapees.

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  • EndlessEcstasy

    Walmart supplies you with everything you need. FOR CHEAPER. The question is what the hell are they doing in order to sell you these items for cheaper? Certainly the bread you were tempted to buy from Walmart was not made in an oven with love by a local bakery. It was processed in an evil factory with the sole purpose of making a profit. They don't need to worry about you not liking the bread because they've already put the mom and pop stores out of business and have no competition. So now you are stuck with shitty bread for cheap.

    But I digress. Whether what you said is true or false, I fully agree that Walmart (while it supplies affordable goods to people with less money) is sapping the life out of many of our good old fashioned american mom and pop stores.

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  • Alison89

    I have to ask if the OP wore a foil hat while typing this.

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  • nobleserpent

    *squints*

    Dozis? Is that you?

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    • Ono

      It doesn't have quite that 'crazy homeless guy on the corner' feel

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  • disthing

    All Nazis are fascists, not all fascists are Nazis.

    I don't think you actually know what Nazism (National Socialism) is...

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  • Nickster198137

    mmmm, silly walmart employees, always up to no good... "do you need help finding anything, sir
    "NO, YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING LITTLE WHORE"

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  • Darkoil

    That is the very first post I actually felt the need to favourite, your having a laugh or are extremely clinically paranoid but either way I literally nearly wet my pants at that. Thankyou.

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  • PumpkinKate

    No doubt. Highest grossing company in the entire world, run by skinhead neonazis.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Highest grossing?

      Please tell me you're joking....

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      • PumpkinKate

        More than every other corporation on the planet, including all the oil companies, apple, and so on and so forth. By a SIGNIFICANT amount, too, not just a hair's breadth. Vomitatious, is it not?

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  • emotionalwreck4ever

    my moms a manager at walmart but she isnt a natzi lol, shes mexican lol.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Hahahahaha!
    This. This is great. I like this.

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  • thebird

    Dafaq are you some kind of conspiracy theorists do you believe Kennedy is still alive or that Bush is responsible for 911 or maybe you believe the story about the space ship in Roswell

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  • welkinson

    I heard a few times that Walmart pays Chinese people like 2 cents an hour to make shirts and other things for walmart. So that makes me feel a little weird about it but i think the whole world has always been corrupt. Like people having huge wars over religion and whether or not women should have equal rights and always having to kill to survive/for amusement, like drawing, for furniture, plus bullies, all corruption. So the world has always been corrupt. Most of it naturally is.

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  • 8==D

    Walmarts symbol resembles the empires symbol In starwars. Coincidence??? I think not!!

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  • Ono

    To me they're the ultimate proof that cheap prices have a large cost.

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  • crimson_mamba

    Hmmm thats strange most of the employees i see working there are brown or minorities or are obviously in the financial lower class, ive hardly seen any aryan youth in there with blonde hair blue eyes. But! i will say that your paranoia about the undercover deal is pretty realistic. Ive studied subliminal messaging and how advertising works, and YES, people do actually observe people while they shop, and there are prominent writers who have testified to this, but i dont believe that they are neoNazis lol one book which covers this is "The Secret Sales Pitch" by august bullock

    and im sorry about your flower shop shutting down. If walmart really cares about our nations unemployment rate then they would bring manufacturing jobs back home, and not "made in china" or "indonesia" but i HATE going to walmart. Its not just that they are ruthless corporate bullies, but its the people i see in there man. Its mostly a bunch of overweight people in sweatpants, trailer trash, and just people with no class, just idiots, honestly, but i guess that reflects the majority of ame4ricans which i dont like

    normal? Yes, except for the whole neoNazi deal haha

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  • bryson_willis

    "...at EVERY turn you see an advertisement, a TV screen advertising diet pills right next to the fashion magazines"

    LMAO!!!!

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  • Shackleford96

    Subliminal advertising is indeed real. I worked at Walmart for a while. It was pretty bad, but you might be a little over-paranoid. Your post did give me a pretty good laugh though, so thank you for that.

    Favorited :)

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  • wigsplitz

    lol...cute. Do you know anything about the history of coal mining? Look it up, specifically the 'company store' and how the miners were paid. Talk about control. Seriously, look it up.

    http://www.wvculture.org/hiStory/minewars.html

    Have you ever heard this song: "Sixteen Tons"? It refers to the life of a miner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0

    "Under this scrip system, workers were not paid cash; rather they were paid with non-transferable credit vouchers which could be exchanged for only goods sold at the company store. This made it impossible for workers to store up cash savings. Workers also usually lived in company-owned dormitories or houses, the rent for which was automatically deducted from their pay. In the United States the truck system and associated debt bondage persisted until the strikes of the newly formed United Mine Workers and affiliated unions forced an end to such practices."-Wikipedia

    Perhaps this is what Wal Mart's ultimate goal is?? Scary...

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  • Avant-Garde

    Paranoia?

    In a sense I can relate, but not with a "neo-nazi theory".

    I feel like its run by evil corporate ass-holes hell bent on domination who love to mistreat their workers by not allowing them their full benefits. Then, they get people in places like Bangladesh to make their shit and they barely get paid and work in poor conditions! NYC is so far safe from this crap, but a few years ago, I heard that they wanted to "build" one there! So much for "world domination", the rest of the world clearly isn't falling for their bullshit.

    Wallmart is nothing but poorly made shit soaking up the sweat of those poor people in Bangladesh! I refuse to by any of their evils. Those people must be liberated! But most of the country seems to have been brainwashed over all this! Have you ever seen the South Park episode where they try to liberate the people and destroy the "heart" of all wallmarts? That episode explains all!

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    • Avant-Garde

      Also, if they are "watching/checking up on you" its probably to make sure you don't steal anything. These store workers are some strange people....

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  • suckonthis9

    You are a very perceptive individual, more perceptive than I in this regard. I agree wholeheartedly with everything you have said here. It would be a great thing if someone like you could expose them for what they are. Anyone who can help do this should do so for the betterment of us all.

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