Is it normal to think this would be a great charity idea?
Okay, it's called "Breasts for Breast Cancer Awareness". Basically, girls send in pictures of themselves topless with "B4BCA" written on their boobs, and that raises money for the fight against breast cancer somehow. I'm still working out the details. Maybe people will have to donate to see the pics. The pictures would have forceful slogans like "Don't want these lovelies to get masectomied? Then donate now!" or "This is sexy, but breast cancer isn't. Donate now!" or even "They look nice now, but breast cancer can change that. Here is an edited version of this pic showing what would happen if she was affected by the darkening and disfiguring of breast cancer. You don't want that to happen, do you?" Later it would branch out with the slogan "She gets horny just thinking about guys donating to Komen, imagine what she would do if you actually did?" and with that would launch the controversial branch in which women have sex with people in exchange for donating a lot of money to breast cancer funds. This would later get shut down for being prostitution, causing an uproar as people claim the government is trying to stop people from donating, making the cause even stronger. Eventually B4BCA will become a full blown porn empire, with all the money from it going to breast cancer funds. Porn plots like the guy delivering pizza will be replaced with a stewardess finding out that a guy on board has lots of AAdvantage points from donating to Komen as part of their partnership with American Airlines, and then tearing her clothes off and having sex with him in his seat. The subliminal message should be that donating to good causes gets you laid. And with the increased donations from that, breast cancer can finally end.