Is it normal to think that piss burns stuff like an acid?

whenever i urinate, there is a slight burning sensation in my urethra that goes with the process. i sometimes think that piss is acidic enough to burn things slowly. like urinating on a brick wall would slowly corrode a hole as large as the residual spot of pee on the wall. like if i was for some reason thrown in jail i could break out by using this tactic. other times i feel like it could be used as biological warfare to burn down crops of entire countries just by crop dusting them with a cartridge of urine, devastating the entire population via food deprivation and/or humiliation because they have just got peed on by their enemy . when i pee on plants and bugs i usually feel remorse for the living thing i have just pissed upon. oh well.

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33% Normal
Based on 15 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • What? Then don't you have a STD...?
    Cuz thats what it sounds like.

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  • MagickWithoutTears

    Yeah, you need to get that checked out. A burning sensation whilst urinating is not normal. As previously mentioned, it could be an STD. Good luck mate!

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  • DiddleStik

    IF YOU AIN'T DEAD YET --- go see a doctor on this.

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  • Avant-Garde

    You don't have super pee, but you may have a STD. It would be best to get it checked out.

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  • peeboi37

    urinary tract infections feel that way too. pissing inpools can cause uti's

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  • iintolovethissite

    >.< std checks for males hurt i have had 2 and the thing they stick down ur dick is huge makes your eyes water hurts to think about goddamn

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  • nipsackpattywack

    i dont have an std... i did a self check with a toothpick and a scrotum ventilator

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  • AngAnders112

    This reminds me of the Alien movies. But there's was acidic saliva, I think.

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