Is it normal to think that jesus is satan?

sometimes i feel like jesus and satan are the same one and i am scare to go church because i feel jesus gives me bad luck like i think he is evil and hates me for some reason just to heer his name makes me leave. is it normal to think jesus and satan are one?

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  • shed505

    GO D IS GOOD, THE D EVIL IS EVIL it's in the spelling...
    Some people don't think there is any such thing as evil. They would say that it is all subjective.
    Overall giving thanks for your life will help you appreciate the good stuff, but you don't have to even believe that Satan exists to do that.

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  • Scrat

    Wth???

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  • JaiHo_YouAreMyDestiny

    ... not really. They are opposites.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why don't you convert to something else? I used to be a Christian and it made me so miserable and paranoid.

    Honestly, all of that negativity isn't worth it. Why don't you look into Eastern religions like Buddhism?

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  • Riddler

    Yes and I think dogs are really cat. Makes so much sense!

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  • It doesn't make sense.

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  • norcalbuddha

    Jesus isn't the bad guy, it's mostly the people who follow him that give him a bad name...a saying from around where I live is "Christians were the worst thing to happen to Jesus".

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  • Taruxas

    It's all in your head, like every religion.

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  • They are not the same Jesus loves everyone but punishes the wicked and the devil tempts people and tricks them.

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    • BASEDOFWG

      I'm not wicked at all and if he's real then why do i feel like im being punished

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  • Trismegistus

    Jesus and Satan are just the characters of a fairy tale.The real Jesus,if he really existed,which I doubt because there are no believable historical accounts of any kind,he wasn't the guy we are all drawn to believe in.
    A guy like that wouldn't fit that particular picture frozen in time,the context in which those facts allegedly happened,at all.
    Get off the religious trip already!
    Jesus doesn't exists and doesn't walk amongst us.And I'm saying that even know that guy I met in the psychiatric ward would most certainly disagree,because he thinks he is Jesus Christ.
    There was another one who thought he was satan, I tried explaining to him that the concepts of good and evil came out of the inability of human kind to act beyond personal selfish interest,but he just wouldn't listen to me.He started cursing at me and telling me,he wanted me to join his evil crusade.I turned him down because I'm an evolutionist and a nihilist.
    There was also another guy who thought god was an alien.And he came to earth to inseminate monkeys.And create human kind.I bet that makes sense to you.From the christian point of view you just said a blasphemy.And next time you are gonna get to church,you will feel even more threatened by the sculpture of a guy hanging on a cross.Which you see as your boss.
    Burn your sacred text!
    This is the age of science and technology!
    Get upgraded or be doomed!

    I hate religious propaganda disguised as children entertainment.

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  • RedAvarice

    Religion is all shit anyway. It actually is normal to fear god/Jesus because of all the fear tactics employed in that fake, evil religion (join us or go to hell, god's wrath, all that shit etc.).

    A phrase that is used if you believe in god is god-fearing? Not normal.

    Your normal though. Fuck the religion and live life the way you want to live it.

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    • secretguy25

      yeah thats what i think my parents dont dont wanna understand why i dont like jesus.

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  • secretguy25

    yeah but i now converted to pagansm because of this and i feel much safer their.

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  • viky7

    You are just afraid to be yourself and that%%u2019s why you keep on relying on people and god, you fear that if you go near Jesus he will punish you and give you bad luck; scientifically every human has at least on every scary fear or phobia! And yours is perhaps Jesus, as some are afraid of spider you are afraid of him. There could be a second thing, you might be going to a church or would have been brought up in a religious custom, where you had been to old churches or frightening services, like- a look at a big old picture of Jesus, might be horrifying as though it is something else and would curse you in a second. That%%u2019s just a paranoia that you are having and you need to see a doctor.

    As far as Jesus and Satan are concerned, Jesus is the brother of Satan. Would you believe that?? But yes it%%u2019s true, God made the angles first in ranks the Seraphs, Cherubs, Gabriels and lastly Michaels and then he appointed his created(not begotten) son Lucifer(meaning the god of light) whom you call Satan, to be their governor. Then he created his own self as spirit and called it his son begotten (the Jesus, you know). After this he made the rest of the world, but when God asked his son Lucifer to bow before the word (Jesus) he refused as he considered it to be a humiliation and God proclaimed that Jesus would be the king of heaven and his successor but Lucifer was totally wretched by that and he rebelled against God and from then on he is disturbing and destroying every thing that God or Jesus are doing, because of envy!

    Satan took angles with him and engaged them in certain acts which would destroy god%%u2019s works. Like his angles had sex with men in Sodom and Gomorrah, then his angles had sex with human girls and made human daughters pregnant, and their children were called genies, which had enormous power and were half angles and half men. God asked Noah to make an arc and save the world, just because he destroyed these genies, which were not his creation!!(Genesis, chapter- 6 Verses 1 till end of chapter).

    When Christ became Jesus and came on earth, Lucifer wished that Jesus should obey him so that he could be his master and become the king of heaven, he tried his best till his last i.e. when Jesus was on the cross; devil spelled the rabbi to ask him to come down of the cross, if he be the son of god, but Jesus did not. And this fight between the begotten son, the created son and the holy god (their father) continues and we are just little characters of this time driven play.

    You won%%u2019t find that entire thing in the Canonical books of the church which is the Bible but in many other books kept at the Vatican and in the kabala. So this is the relationship between God his sons and you. Do not be afraid and remember that both his sons are present in you as good and evil. It depends on you whom you follow!! By the way, Are you an Anglican (the Church of England follower)?

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